Daily Express Puns

A list of puns related to "Daily Express"

🚨 : Newcastle are looking forward to sign Aubameyang in a loan deal,but only if Arsenal pay some of his wages [The Daily Express]
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👤︎ u/Mobjectz
📅︎ Jan 08 2022
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Top 3 headlines at the DAILY EXPRESS website currently... 'Brexit hell', 'Human rights deprived!', 'Brexit backlash'
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👤︎ u/JoeVibin
📅︎ Oct 24 2021
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In the Bible, it says to keep scripture on your hand and on your mind. As part of daily prayer, observant Jews tie tefillin on the arm and forehead to express this commandment in a way that connects the metaphorical with the literal.
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👤︎ u/levimeirclancy
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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Even the Daily Express has realised Brexit isn’t all it was cracked up to be indy100.com/news/daily-ex…
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👤︎ u/Aardvark51
📅︎ Dec 12 2021
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Daily Express ages like milk: Is anyone surprised?
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👤︎ u/Silly-Power
📅︎ Oct 04 2021
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🚨NEW Westminster Voting Intention 🔶Our largest vote share for LDM under Davey 🌳Con 32 (-2) 🌹Lab 37 (-1) 🔸LDM 13 (+3) 🌍Grn 5 (+1) 🎗️SNP 4 (-1) ◽️ Other 9 (=) 2,096 UK adults, 17-19 Dec (Changes from 16 Dec Daily Express poll) [More figures below]

https://twitter.com/SavantaComRes/status/1473648086337699844?t=qux7Oqhwv2NiwZeBPn67kg&s=19

🚨December Political Tracker - 'Best PM' rating

🤷'Don't know' ahead of both Johnson & Starmer

🌳Johnson 31% (-8) 🌹Starmer 33% (+3) 🤷Don't know 36% (+4)

2,096 UK adults, 17-19 Dec

(Changes from 19-21 Nov)

https://twitter.com/SavantaComRes/status/1473650990821875723?t=aH0srDGkTiEgYPLvWT6A4Q&s=19

🚨December Political Tracker - Net favourability

👱🏻‍♂️Johnson -27% (-8) 🌳UK Govt. -27% (-11) 🌹Starmer -4% (+3) 💼Sunak +7% (-3)

2,096 UK adults, 17-19 Dec

(Changes from 19-21 Nov)

https://twitter.com/SavantaComRes/status/1473655623476813832?t=iy96xLH5zdEDQ8PxIpDOHw&s=19

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👤︎ u/DazDay
📅︎ Dec 22 2021
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General injustice in daily life, etc how do you express it?

How do you deal with this? I'm always so blunt. My family doesn't understand and tells me I lack tact. I try to be quiet about it but not talking about the 'elephant in the room' really gets to me. I just find things to be so unfair sometimes, and it fills me with so much anger, especially lying. Do you write about it? Confide in someone? How do you express it?

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👤︎ u/lelapindevelours
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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Daily Express, May 17, 1973
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👤︎ u/Out_In_The_Tiles
📅︎ Nov 10 2021
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Hodl on for 2 months checkin my empty mailbox daily. Express and snail mail arrived on same day! LFGGGGGGG🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
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👤︎ u/proSeLIc
📅︎ Nov 09 2021
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Daily rotation - Bay smokes Thcp Pineapple Express , old 3chi cali-0 , and to top it off the Gainesville green half gram from sunshine cannabis
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👤︎ u/Kitchen_Challenge_70
📅︎ Dec 30 2021
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Found a Daily Express newspaper from 1963 under my floorboards. This was an interesting article
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👤︎ u/seoulfood
📅︎ Nov 20 2021
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Daily driven M5 V10; the Slope Express. reddit.com/gallery/rf1gjq
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👤︎ u/Matt-euroconnex
📅︎ Dec 12 2021
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Так вот чьи войска на самом деле вна Украине .Daily Express: британские войска готовы к эвакуации из Украины в случае вторжения России.😁
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👤︎ u/prvlad
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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NEW Westminster Voting Intention for the @Daily_Express 📈4pt Labour lead 🌳Con 34 (+1) 🌹Lab 38 (-1) 🔶LDM 10 (+1) 🎗️SNP 5 (-) 🌍Grn 4 (-) ⬜️Other 9 (-) 2,139 UK adults, 16 Dec (Changes from 9-10 Dec) twitter.com/SavantaComRes…
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👤︎ u/ClumperFaz
📅︎ Dec 17 2021
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This is your LAST CHANCE to get on the Silver Express before it leaves the station.. Conductor has already sounded the ...... ALL ABOARD! ...... Steam is building and the whistles are about to sound when the train starts..... A daily close over $25.50 and its off! Get your Silver NOW!
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👤︎ u/KaisersSilver
📅︎ Nov 10 2021
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the price of the Daily Express has also gone up 25p (45% increase)
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👤︎ u/yuritopiaposadism
📅︎ Oct 13 2021
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Natural gas Civic has daily driver superpowers: cheap gas ($1.75 vs $4+), carpool lane sticker, free toll on express lanes, no cat to steal, reliable and cheap to operate 😊 reddit.com/gallery/qjufo5
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👤︎ u/irvmtb
📅︎ Oct 31 2021
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Daily Express furious that it believed the Daily Express.
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👤︎ u/ed40carter
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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Hardest working royals revealed: Wills and Kate stars of 'slimmed down' monarchy | Richard Palmer Daily Express express.co.uk/news/royal/…
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👤︎ u/Negative_Difference4
📅︎ Dec 30 2021
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Top 3 headlines at the DAILY EXPRESS website currently... 'Brexit hell', 'Human rights deprived!', 'Brexit backlash'
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👤︎ u/Class_444_SWR
📅︎ Oct 25 2021
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Brexit headline comes back to haunt the Daily Express thelondoneconomic.com/new…
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👤︎ u/Disillusioned_Pleb01
📅︎ Oct 11 2021
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British troops ready to evacuate from Ukraine in event of Russian invasion, - Daily Express 112.international/politic…
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👤︎ u/Nihilist911
📅︎ Dec 26 2021
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The Daily Express discovers capitalism.
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👤︎ u/Cardborg
📅︎ Sep 28 2021
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Stop being so afraid to top your autos. The genetics are much better than they used to be. Pineapple Express day 72 having been topped, LST'd, and plucked daily. No fear.
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👤︎ u/myopinionstinks
📅︎ Oct 19 2021
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Does express get overtime for over 40 hours in a week on top of the daily overtime?

I know we get overtime for anything over 8 hrs in a day, but is there also overtime for working a total of over 40 hrs in one week?

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👤︎ u/moleculemanfan
📅︎ Nov 15 2021
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Alan Wood, war correspondent for the Daily Express, types a dispatch during the Battle of Arnhem, part of Operation Market Garden. Behind him is Sergeant Lewis of the Army Film and Photographic Unit. September 1944.
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👤︎ u/Darth_Texan
📅︎ Sep 25 2021
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