What Do You Call A Pirate's Parrying Dagger?
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📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you call two daggers welded together?

A shiv-al union...

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👤︎ u/tca_ky
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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How did the dagger feel after exercising for the first time in a long while?

He was a little sword

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👤︎ u/smellybaby
📅︎ May 01 2020
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I hade to remove my oldest dagger from my knife collection

It just didn't cut it anymore

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👤︎ u/CCplusplus
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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What Do You call A Curvy Parrying Dagger Which Belongs To A Pirate?
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📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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What do we say to the God of Fashion?

Hail Satin

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👤︎ u/Deter86
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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I don't buy Bethesda games anymore...

Because every time I open the case they fallout.

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📅︎ Apr 06 2016
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Making lunch with my wife when...

Her: Grapes?

Me: Yes they are.

Her: dagger eyes I mean do you want some dickhead.

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📅︎ Jan 11 2015
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Did you hear about the chicken assassin guild?

Not much is known, it's all cluck and dagger.

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📅︎ Jul 27 2015
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My mother just about disowned me for this one.

She was telling me about this movie she watched called "Forget Paris"
I said "Forget what?"
"Forget Paris."
"Forget what?"

  • A moment of sitting there trying to understand how her daughter could possibly be that deaf * and then * glaring daggers * and * made me leave the dinner table *
    My dad would have been so proud.
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📅︎ May 08 2014
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