A list of puns related to "Dachshunds"
Because they like to get a long little doggie.
...they will be subma-weiners.
“Get a long, little doggy.”
They're always telling everyone to get a long little doggie!
1.8 meters - about six feet!
...Because every morning I'd take him out for a drag.
He said "Get along little doggy".
I want to name her Asubaru.
Low ground clearance!
It was a hotdog
Weiner off of them.
I don't think I'll ever get it back.
Why did the dachshund sit in the shade? >!It was a hot dog.!<
I ran into a lamppost yesterday. >!Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.!<
Why were the middle ages also called the dark ages? >!There were too many knights.!<
Why were police called to a daycare center? >!A 3-year-old was resisting a rest.!<
Why are long fairy tales boring? >!They tend to dragon.!<
Nobody has seen the zamboni driver lately. >!I'm sure he'll resurface eventually.!<
Why did I buy a boat? >!It was for sail.!<
I don’t know how to punish him now if he starts smoking.
Captain America - The Weiner Soldier
Someone told him to 'Get alonnnnng little doggy.'
You can ride around topless with your wiener out.
He got a long little doggie.
A plott hound
As my wife and our dachshund were on the couch, she looks at me and says "this dog is warm!". I said yeah she's a Hot Dog!
Someone told him to "get-a-long-lilttle-doggie!"
A halo-wiener.
He cried laughing at himself.
Dad, no.
We say, "We dunno," and he responds, "So he could get a long little doggie."
My sister: Dad look, They heart their dachshund!
Dad: At least they don't club 'em.
He's the funny man around town.
I think he's being petty.
He was told to “get a long, little doggy”
To get a long little doggie.
Someone told him to get a long little doggy
Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
He wanted to get a long little doggie.
Someone told him to “get along little doggie”
Because he wanted to get a long, little doggy.
Because the sherif told him to “get a-long little doggy.”
He wanted to get a long little doggie
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
(credit: my sister, Lisa)
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
He wanted to get a long little doggie
Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
Someone told him to get along little doggie.
Because he wanted to get a long little doggy.
He wanted to get a long little doggie
Because he wanted to get a long lil doggie.
Because someone told him to "git along, little doggy."
Because he wanted to get a long little doggie
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