According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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Why do detectives tend to scrutinize individuals with bluish eyes in cases of poisoning?

Because the real killer is usually cyan-eyed.

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My friend the artist told me he didn’t have any cyan, azure, cobalt, navy, royal, or sapphire paint.

That was completely out of the blue.

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What does the color blue do when it's done using the computer?

It'll cyan out

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What do this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common?

They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.

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My doctor told me I was colour blind today.

That news really came out of the yellow.

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How can you tell when a color is depressed?

When it’s Cyan.

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Turquoise is the best color.

It's cyan-tifically proven.

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Teal really is the best color.

It's cyan-tiffically proven.

I think I red that somewhere.

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Paul Ryan Puns

Paul Ryan is running for president. But after this, he'll be Paul Cryan.

His favorite color is Paul Cyan

He is Paul Tryan to become president

This post will make him Paul Diean

He read history about the Paul Mayan

On a plane, he is Paul Flyan

In Russia, he is Paul Spyan

He goes to the Maul Ryan

To go Paul Buyan

His favorite spice is Paul Cayenne

When he stares, heis Paul Eyean

For breakfast, he is Paul Fryan

On stilts, he is Paul Giant

When in trouble, he starts Paul Liean

When he watches memes, he is Lol Ryan.

His favorite is Paul Nyan

For dessert, he has Paul Piean

At this point, Im Paul Sighan

When he has rope, he is Paul Tiean

When curious, he is Paul Whyan

Or Paul Pryan

His new game is Ball Ryan

On the phone, he is Call Ryan

His daughter plays with Doll Ryan

When he trips, he is Fall Ryan

His house is the Ryan Hall

Again on stilts, he is Tall Ryan

His house has a Wall Ryan

Down south, you are Yall Ryan

When he makes bread, it is Paul Rysan

On a horse, he is Paul Ridan

In a fight, he is Brawl Ryan

When he loses he is Crawl Ryan

Or dead

When moving he uses a U-Haul Ryan

In the bathroom, he is Stall Ryan

I had a list with A LOT more. Help in diese comments!

EDIT: If he wins the election, he's Mr. President

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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.

Cyan-aura.

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