Cussing Puns

BACKSTORY- My dad is rich. Vice president of a whole corporation of brokers rich, built a new million dollar house during a pandemic rich. Not saying money does not matter, but he's doing pretty well. He left my mom, brother , and I in 2008 and has been a weekend parent occasionally, but the majority of his responsibility as a parent came down to child support. I am now a Junior in college and he pays my tuition and rent for an apartment. It is in-state tuition with scholarships and about $500/ month total for rent and electricity. My grandparents also only live a 3 hour car ride away and come visit us about once a month, twice if there's a holiday. Okay that should be enough to put everything into perspective.

So, Saturday happened. I had a study group for an evolutionary biology exam switch from Sunday to Saturday, it is now final's week for my university, so I spent my weekend studying. Unfortunately, I had forgotten my Grandma and Grandpa were in town and I had agreed to dinner Saturday night. When my dad was told I couldn't make it, he flipped. My brother who attended the dinner said he had never seen him like this. My grandma offered to save me some dessert and he shouted "NO" across the table.

I had pulled an all nighter and missed my shift the next morning nannying for a family I have worked with for 6 years. No big deal as she completely understood, but I received a phone call from my dad screaming at me about how irresponsible I am. (I am graduating early with my B.S. in biochem and was accepted into med school) Well that set me off. Especially since he was not around to be a physical parent and truly knows so little about my day to day life. It made me furious that he would call me "irresponsible". He went on to prove my point when he said "you're almost 18 years old, get it together". I am not 17 and I have not been for 4 years so I screamed back "Thanks for trying to be a parent for the first time in ****21 years, since you don't even know how f**king old I am". Whoops. Apparently that was "below the belt" to some people, but to me it is the truth?

He is now threatening to end my lease this summer and leave me without a place to live and finish my last semester of college. It feels like he's been waiting for any moment to shed his last bit of responsibility for me. I am not prepared for this financial burden. On top of nannying all semester, I am a teaching assistant, golf course bar cart girl, and oral surgery assistant. All of

So this happened today morning. Me(16 M) and my dad(48 M) go for a walk everyday morning. Our usual trail was unsafe, sketchy and my dad's phone got stolen recently so we went to a much safer and decent park four to five kilometers from our house on my dad's scooter. It was pretty early in the morning, around 4 am, so we got the parking spot that is in the back. My dad goes for his usual walk and I go on with my jog. We came back around 6 am and the parking was full and some douchebag had parked his bike in our spot blocking my dad's scooter. So I moved the bike aside for my dad to take out his scooter and parked the bike correctly. I was wearing headphones, listening to a podcast . Then I feel someone yanking out my headphones. I turned around to see our star for the story, entitled mother with her kid. The mother looks like she's in her early to mid forties. She's standing there without a mask. My initial reaction is defensive and I grab back my headphones and I'm like what the fuck lady?( my dad's OK with me cussing when my mom or other family members are not around. That's nice right? )

EM: Are you deaf ? I was calling you. And don't you dare cuss at me

Me: what do you want?

EM: I was telling you to hold on that bike and to park it somewhere else.

Me: that's not my bike. It is someone else's

EM: not my problem. That spot is mine.

Me: ma'am the parking place is public and is on a first come first serve basis.

EM: bullshit! that place is mine.

Me I don't want to talk to you anymore . Have a Good day

EM: you wasted my precious time, ruined our picnic and emotionally damaged my son by cussing in front of him. I want to be compensated with your headphones.

By then my dad was pissed.

Dad: lady shut up now. Find a different parking spot. I will call the police if you touch my son or his belongings.

I sit behind my dad and he starts to ride away. EM is screaming obscenities while I put on my headphones and drift off again.

Tl;DR : EM demands my headphones because I didn't give up a parking spot and emotionally traumatized her son by cussing

Edit: this blew up. Thank you. Sorry for the late edit. I was sleeping. And went for a jog today.( didn't see her)

To clarify stuff:

1. People were like the conversation isn't accurate. Yes, this happened in India and the language is kannada. So it couldn't be translated exactly.( can't believe such Karens exist here)

2. You guys were asking why is the parking lot full at 6 am. Apparently this is a ver

So me (23F) and my husband (26M) have been together for over 3 years and we have a 1 year old daughter together. When our daughter was about 6 months old, my husband started saying that he really wanted to get her ears pierced. I disagreed, I'm personally against babies getting their ears pierced for a variety of different reasons. It causes pain for no reason, you have to take care of it to avoid infection, the ears are still growing, etc.

My husband said he thought it would be cute because his sisters had their ears pierced as babies and he thought it would be the perfect accessory. I told him no, and I gave him my reasons for why I'm not going to agree to it. He kept trying to convince me over the next few months, but eventually he stopped asking, so I figured he finally got the message. About a week ago, I had to go stay with my Dad for a few days to help him with something. My husband works from home, so he stayed with our daughter until I got back.

Yesterday I came home, and when I went to go give my daughter a hug, I saw that she had 2 big studs in her ears. I flipped out, put her in her playpen, went downstairs, and demanded to know what the hell did he do. He said he thought I would change my mind once I saw how pretty the earrings were. I cussed him out and told him that he had no right to go against me like that. He got mad and said that she's his daughter too, that I need to be more open minded and stop being such a prude. I took out the earrings and now neither of us are speaking to each other. AITA?

Hello there, I live near a park which just so happens to be near school so one time after school we decided it would be nice to have a stop at the park and play for a bit I went on one of the swings for some reason I like to mutter to myself (don't ask why I just do) and then along came EK (entitled kid) she was talking to friends about something until she overheard me and paused..

EK: excuse me what did you just say?

OP: I didn't say a word.

EK: wait until my parents hear this!

The EK left for a while and then she returned a few minutes later with her dad (ED)

ED: Apologise to my daughter NOW!

OP: I don't understand.

ED: You know what you did now say sorry!

Then my mum stepped in she told them that I would not do such a thing which is completely true.

ED: my sweetie would never lie to me!

OP: I am sorry to say but I did not ether that or you have gotten the wrong guy.

EK and ED then left back into their house and I honestly have no idea what the hell she was talking about she thought I swore when I clearly did not I tried being polite and telling them the absolute truth but she still does not believe me.

EK if you are reading this GET A LIFE

Note: I have edited this post to correct mistakes

Do I have a sailor mouth because of past lives or being a Sag? I didn’t grow up hearing f-bombs,?etc. I was being rude like this way before social media. What TF? Bio: Female, prone to sas

American, for context.

I was having a discussion with my (very conservative) parents about the issue of prison rehabilitation, and how it is common for ex-convicts to leave prison with no money, nowhere to live, and no way of supporting themselves. In the course of this discussion, I asked my parents, rhetorically, if food was a human right.

Log of the conversation here:

Me: "Do you think food is a human right?"

Dad: "No, I do not. You are not entitled to food if you cannot afford it."

Me: "...Okay, why? The Constitution you so often support guarantees the right to "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness for every human being."

Mom: "Well, actually, the right to "Life" in the Constitution only defends the right to not have your life taken from you unjustly."

Me: "For one, that's completely untrue, and for two, the Geneva Convention on human rights states that every human being has a right to adequate food."

Dad: "Do you have any idea how outdated the Geneva Convention is? Lmao."

Mom: "It's from 1929, you know. It's not really as applicable in modern society."

Me: "...do you have any idea how unbelievably fucking ignorant you sound? You just said that human beings don't have the right to eat, shouldn't be supported, and claimed that the convention disagreeing with you was outdated, all while defending your point by misinterpreting a document almost 150 years older."

Dad: "I'm disappointed that you so quickly turned to ad hominem attacks. You're getting emotional, a sign that you are unable to defend your argument."

Me, livid: "I'm extremely fucking disappointed that my own fucking parents don't believe average human beings have the right to eat enough to survive. I have no respect for you at all after hearing that. You are a horrible fucking person."

Mom: "This conversation is getting too heated, and you're getting very rude and behaving badly, please stop."

Me: "I'm not going to fucking stop, you just told me humans aren't entitled to EAT. Do you have any idea how horrible you sound?"

And so on.

I basically wrapped up by telling my parents that after the particular exchange, I had lost all respect for them. (I've had several arguments with them recently, mostly over things like human rights, but we've always had an otherwise good relationship - no abuse, rare serious arguments, etc.)

My parents are usually pretty good people, and despite their somewhat questionable political leanings, have done a pretty good job of raising me

Bf3 graced the beauty of sound design in every single way. The soldiers taunts being my most favorite because whenever in tight/close corner situations ( maps like grand Bazar for example ) had me feeling great like I'm actually there's with my buds in need of help. BF4 however, wasn't that much amazing to me in this aspect.

Now that bf6 is a love-letter to fans, I think this great feature should return

I'm not a parent, nor do I hate cursing, but It just feels like when cussing is bleeped out, it feels more inappropriate and offensive. Its hard to describe, and I don't have any real example or evidence, but if you agree, you know what i'm talking about. Also, I think the same thing kinda goes for NSFW things, (spesifically breasts), in terms of being revealed and being arousing, but that might just be me.

Also sorry if this has already been done, i'll delete this if I find another one.

I have no idea if this makes any sense, but are there any k-pop songs with cursing in the lyrics? I'm kinda interested in finding out if there are any. Let me know if you know of any below.

Cursing in Korean not English.

For some background, I was recently diagnosed with cancer about three months ago. It's treatable and I'm currently talking with my doctors about treatment plans and everything else that goes with it. My grandma died in January 2018 of cancer. She had been fighting it for almost 15 years before her death. My dad was devastated. Understandably he didn't take my diagnosis well. Before I got sick we had an agreement of once a month we would get together and make dinner and watch movies or play a game. We’ve been doing this since middle school. After my diagnosis we moved it from monthly to weekly, not only for him but bc I needed the emotional support. My BF has stated that he didn't mind missing out on Fridays for me to spend time with my dad.

A group of my coworkers like to all get together after work on Fridays and drink and just have a good time. They say it's to release the stress from the week or whatever, I've only joined them once and decided I really didn't like it. So even before our weekly get togethers I didn't go. One of my coworkers, Stacy, decided she wanted to invite me. Every. Week. She wouldn't take no for an answer. It's been happening for almost 7 months now. She asks me to join. I tell her no, she gets offended and says that its team bonding. Well, I guess Stacy decided to go behind my back and ask one of my other why I wouldn't join them and this coworker told her about the Friday dinners. Stacy took this and ran with it. By the time next Friday came she had cornered me in the doorway as I was trying to leave and asked me to join, I said no and she gets right in my face and started ranting about how weird it was that I go on dates with my dad and that Friday nights should be spent out with people my age. That's when my boss turns the corner and she turns to my boss and asks him if he thinks it's normal to have "borderline incestuous date nights" with your dad.

I didn't take that well and started yelling back at her something along the line of her being a hateful cunt who probably had a deadbeat dad anyway and that she wouldn't know a healthy relationship if it bit her in the ass and she needs to leave me the hell alone before I report her for half the shit she had pulled on me this year.

I went to the bathroom to calm down really quick and a few of my coworkers followed me in. They said I was a major asshole for yelling at her the way I did and that she was just trying to get me to join them and make me feel like part of the group. N

Context: I live in a 2 bedroom apartment with 3 family members and 1 long term guest which makes it very hard for me to have a room for myself.

My neighbour's apartment is always empty, (he bought it as an investment in property, doesn't even live in the city) I have the keys. I now I use his apartment to study (for this very important exam). It's completely empty, has no furniture. An old couple lives next door.

I sometimes study upto 4 am and the rusty door makes a lot of noise.

It was 1 am and I was going home for dinner, as I was locking the door the lock was so fucking loud as if the keyhole was it ass. And then I heard something that's translated to "(MOTHERFUCKER doesn't see if it's day or night, sister fucker, I'm gonna make him pay for this, fucking cunt, PIMP!, Mother FUCKER SISTER FUCKERRRRR!!!!" And then he got less creative and the slurs repeated periodically for a brief 30 seconds and I was standing right outside the door.

Thankfully he said none of that to my face but I could very clearly hear it

Now he had a reputation for being rude or having a big mouth, but all I was scared shitless. What if he makes a scene or tells me to stop studying during nights.

I decided to oil the door when I come back from dinner, so it doesn't make the same noise as it did before. Except I forgot to bring the oil and it was going to make the same noise as before except it was 4 am this time! I looked around my neighbours empty apartment and found a small bottle of coconut hair oil. It did the job and I closed to door quitely.

Tl;dr:I used an empty apartment next door to an old couple and made some noise at 1am and the old man cussed at me to his wife while I could hear it all standing at the door. Oiled the doors with coconut hair oil.

After listening to his yelling at those people that landed on his fence, I need a thread of Jim screaming and cussing like a nutcase.

It makes me happy

So... I’m quitting. I might come back for the new school, but I really don’t know anymore. I just lost interest in the game. Probably because of how pathetic the economy is, and how fucked it is if inflation keeps at it. Someday, it’s gonna collapse. All values will be too much to keep up with, and people will just restart the values and demand. Maybe we’ll get a diamond resent because that is the only way I currently see that could have a small sliver of reducing inflation. Sure, people would be pissed about spending money on it, just like I did. I spent $300 on this fucking game and it got me literally no where. I will not be giving away my stuff(including my halos, diamond, etc) cause I feel like that would only make the inflation problem worse. Maybe the diamonds could go into items, or maybe even Barbie herself could just be like: drop the damn halo prices or halos are cancelled. Like seriously. 10mil diamonds for a halo? I would say that websites have worsened the problem exponentially as people have been selling millions of diamonds for cheap. Also, this game was never about trading! It’s about role playing and making friends! C’mon! How in the fucking world did we get here!! Well, I just wanna say that I’m quitting and I’m ready for downvotes and argumentative opinions. I respect all of the good people still here, and I respect other people’s different and opposite opinions on the game. I just wish the best to rh, and the devs as well.

With hugs and kisses guys! Byeeeeee!!!! I’ll miss you royale high!!!

This weekend my boyfriend (24M) and I (23F) stayed at his mom’s place where his grandma also lives. I consider myself fairly close with the grandma(75F) (I call her Gram, we joke around with “adult” jokes, we push and hug each other).

Anyways everything was going great, we were catching up and talking with his mom, but mainly grandma all day. So when my boyfriend is talking to her, he says cuss words like f***, fed, a, b***. Words I consider BAD bad words. For example, he was complaining to her about having to wait an hour at a restaurant and still not get food, and he told her “I’m fucking pissed”.

So this is where I feel like the asshole. The whole day we’re having conversation with grandma and after she says goodnight and I give her a hug, she closes the door and he gets super quiet. He broke the silence by saying “hey I need you to not say s*** in front of my grandma. I know I cuss but that’s cuz it’s me”. And I felt super terrible. I just said okay and made sure not to cuss at all anymore.

But this is my dilemma. When I talked to his grandma, it was 95% jokes and made her smile and let her guard down. But SHE was the one coming to ME to have conversation. I was at their house so obviously I’m not just gonna start a conversation with anyone, I’m not like that. But I was getting comfortable with Gram so I must’ve cracked a few jokes saying some light cuss words. To be completely honest, I can’t even recall what I said because she didn’t give me a bad reaction at any time. I’m very respectful of my elders (you can use my Asian ethnicity as a reference) so if I saw even a hint of her being uncomfortable, I would have immediately stopped or at least dial it down.

And the other thing is we were talking to gram the WHOLE day. He couldn’t have taken me aside, given me a nudge, a look, ANYTHING, the first time I did it? The second time? Third? No, at the end of the day before I even get a chance to apologize to Gram if I really did make her uncomfortable.

So Reddit. AITA?

WHYYYYYY do people join these class servers on discord and then not fucking respond to anything at all that anybody says 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m ready to just drop all of my classes. This semester is trash. My classmates are trash. I’m sick and tired of teaching my self everything and still having to pay for it.

Tourettes don’t always look like what people think. I have a very mild case so I have some leg and hand ticks. I wish she would quit calling all of ethans slightest outbursts a tick because it’s not it’s just ethan doing what ethan does best. and when he corrects her she needs listen because it’s offensive.

I’m sure I’ll get criticized because trisha gets passes on these kind of things because of her BPD.

Please give me the best results possible, I as an older brother am very concerned about this as you can see. Now go suck some toes

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I'm a kindergarten teacher. I teach in person classes that are socially distanced, as well as online classes. Last weekend was my (27f) birthday. I went to a restaurant with a couple friends for outdoor dining. While we were there, two moms come in with their children and are seated behind me. I recognize them as students in my in-person class. They say hi to me, and I say hi back, but then don't interact further.

Through dinner, I'm just enjoying my time with my friends. I have a few glasses of wine and get a little tipsy (not rowdy or obnoxious or anything). I'm conversing normally with my friends, occasionally using cuss words like "fuck" or "shit" or "damn." Not excessively, just the way some people would in every day conversation. Maybe a little more than I would have if I were not tipsy, but again, I'm not speaking loudly or anything. Just having normal conversations with my friends.

One of the moms then comes over to me and reminds me that my students were there, and that I shouldn't be drinking and cursing in front of them. Since I'm their teacher, it was my job to set a good example to them. I just told her I was off the clock and that if it was bothering her, she could move or stop listening to me. She got all huffy, and they soon left.

Earlier this week, I was called down by the principal who was with that mom in his office. She was angry and complained that I was setting a bad example for my students. And now her daughter was using some of the same words I was using, saying that if her teacher can say it, so can she. He asked for my side of the story, and I just explained exactly what happened. Given that she verified my story, he told her that I was not their teacher at the time, and since I wasn't doing anything wrong, they coudln't control my behavior off the clock.

She protested a bit, but eventually left, but called me a terrible teacher. I thanked the principal for backing me up, but then he suggested maybe that one time I should have just stopped drinking and using foul language. I really didn't think this was a problem, since wasn't acting out. Just talking casually and enjoying a couple glasses of wine. But am I really the asshole for drinking and using foul language in front of my students while off the clock?

Edit: I was not loud or belligerent or excessively drunk. I had two glasses of wine. And when I say I was tipsy, that's a bit of an exaggeration. It takes more than two glasses of wine for me to start feeling anything. I

I'm pretty sure the computer can't hear her when she's screaming about what she wants the bank website to do. Today she was screaming "I want my pants" at the washing machine.

She also yells at the cats, but they're a bit more responsive.

I didn't get yelled at much as a kid because generally I was swift to comply.