Some nice curry puns from r/food
I had a Pelican curry the other night.
The food was ok but the bill was enormous.
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
I fell into a large vat of curry....
Was in a korma for a month.
Curry
I had an idea to start an Indian fast food restaurant. I’d call it “Hurry with the Curry”.
Unfortunately, my wife said it was a naan-starter.
Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
I found a restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. It’s called...
Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... There’ll be Peas When You Are Done.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
I really like curry...
...but only in small dosas.
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.
He was put in an induced korma.
What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?
I love ordering a curry when I go camping
Decided to have a curry for dinner the other night, that was a mistake...
Spent all night vindaloo.
What do priests eat with their curries?
The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.
Green Curry, Red Curry, *wait, what?*
What do you call the phenomenon when you find yourself eating the same Indian curry day after day after day?
A Vindaloop
(and no, I didn't even know about the South Park Episode named that until I searched Reddit to see if this was posted before)
What’s a dinosaur’s favourite curry house?
I went out for a curry and had a tarka masalla.
It's like an ordinary curry, but 'otter.
My wife got super angry when I told her I put ginger in the curry
Massive fight at the curry house!
One man was left in a korma ....
Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes
Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?
He got so ill he fell into a korma!
What do you call a dinosaur that has eaten a spicy curry?
Don't mind me. Just curry on
If i pour curry on a door, can we call it a corridor?
Or maybe pouring thyme on a table to regard it as a timetable?
I went for a curry with my family.
My Grandpa had some trouble - he slipped into a korma.
But it's ok.
He ended up next to my naan.
I visited the world's best curry restaurant
I ordered a curry the other day from a takeaway, that I'm usually rude to, when only one of items was delivered...
I thought to myself that's just korma.
I'm creating a new curry recipe from scratch
It's still in the experi-lentlil phase
Got curry last night...
I went with my girlfriend to get Curry last night. We had been there before and last time I got the red curry - this time I got the green curry.
She asked me which one I thought I was better, I told her it was a thai.
I Told My Dad I Had Made A Curry From Scratch...
He asked me where I got my scratch from.
What do you call an old curry?
I love talking dirty with the wife while we're eating curry...
... nice bit of pilau talk before bed.
If you have curry twice, it's recurring
I fainted in the curry house when I heard R.E.M. had split up
Woman in hospital after being served daffodil bulbs instead of onions in her curry... don’t worry she will be out in the spring
Steph on the sideline is giving his team mates En-Curry-gement.
Just remembered being at a Goan fish curry stall once...
it was at a festival.
Me: Are you going to try the curry?
Friend: Not sure.
Me: Ah, go on [goan].
Then later, we were talking abotuthe curries again at the end of the day.
Friend: What's this about the curry people?
Friend: Are they goan?
Me: No, I think they're here for the duration.
My girlfriend was furious when I told her I put ginger in our curry.
I snorted curry powder once.
It nearly put me in a korma.
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