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Christmas may be ruined because my sister went psycho about curry puffs.
My mum makes these delicious curry puffs for my siblings every now and then. The thing is that theyβre so delicious, my (26) brother (28) and sister (27) literally scoff as many down as they can NO MATTER HOW FULL THEY ARE, and us not living at home anymore makes them like a hot commodity. I donβt do that because itβs ridiculous, I would eat 2 per day until they are all gone as much as I love them. But the thing is that because my brother and sister eats as many as they can in one sitting, they literally scoff eg. 5 in one go and they leave nothing for anyone else (me and my parents). They also like to make fun of me and say things like βyou snooze, you loseβ because itβs my fault for not being quicker and eating 10 in one go.
So basically what happened was after dinner, my sister went to get another curry puff which was her SIXTH curry puff on that day, but her boyfriend wanted some so she gave him half. Because she wanted a full one for herself and she just gave her bf half, she got up to get another one meaning should would have seven and a half curry puffs in one day. I spent the whole day at my bfβs house so I didnβt get a chance to have any yet until now, which I still decided not to have because I was full from a large Christmas lunch and dinner. So I stopped her from taking another since I havenβt had my share and there was only 6 left, and I wasnβt going to eat all, I was going to split it up evenly with my parents even though my mum insisted that she and dad were only probably going to have 1 each meaning that I will have 4 to myself. I take the container of curry puffs and she starts chasing me around the dining table, getting visibly angry and starts yelling at me to give her one because there was no way I would eat all six now and thatβs unfair because I canβt βreserveβ them. I asked her are you listening to yourself because she literally ate 6 and half whereas everyone else in the family only had an average of 3 and I had 0 so far. She continues to yell at me that she doesnβt care that Iβve had none and to give her one more. I start to laugh because this whole thing was so ridiculous, I just wanted my share of mumβs cooking, and the yelling goes back and fourth for awhile. Anyway, it ends by her swearing at me, telling her bf to shut up, and also her stealing one from my bfβs portion that my mum packed for him to take home, so now he only has 2 left. Also she is now
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This is my first time on r/singapore. I'll tell you a little story. I'm in Canada and one day I stopped by a neighbour's house to pick up my daughter. While we were waiting for the kids to finish playing, she offered me the most amazing and delectable little home-made chicken and potato meat pie. I tried to say no, but it was so delicious I couldn't stop myself. I ate two of them. She told me that my kid had also eaten two of them, and she packed up a couple for us to take home.
I kept thinking about those pies for months. Eventually I worked up the courage to ask her for the recipe. That was when she told me their magical name: curry puffs. She said she would give me the recipe but never got around to it. So Singaporeans, please come through for me: please share your favourite curry puff recipe and tips for making them! Thank you!
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