I once asked my dad what was inside a samosa. Without hesitation, he responded...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrekkieTechie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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I asked my friend: How was the Indian dinner?

He said "Pretty good. Why do you ask"

"Just curry-us"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KeanoTsao
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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[At an Indian restaurant] Dad: β€œThese triangular pastries with spicy filling are excellent!”

Waiter: Samosa?

Dad: No thanks. I’m already full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Do you want to hear a joke about Indian food?

Too bad, I've got naan.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Got my girlfriend's family pretty well...

"There are samosas in the kitchen for you both"

My reply: "What're Osas?"

Her Dad's reply: "When are you leaving again?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpdehnel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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Dad just said this to me at lunch time.

(Read with a fake heavy Indian accent)

Never hurt a samosa.

You'll hurt its fillings.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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