Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Cures"
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
It’s seafood!
Me neither... But apparently it's a riot!
I havent yet, but I heard its a riot
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
Them: Ammonia cleaner?
Me: oh sorry I thought you were the pharmacist.
Gwenyeth Pathrow
I won’t rest until I find it.
He uses shock therapy
It really improves your Outlook.
But she’ll see.
He said, "Sure, take a seat"
Les miserables
It was a piece of cake 🍰!!! 😂
CUNT!
He won't tell me what it is, but he insists it's as easy as taking candy from a baby.
The anti-dough
There’s a solution in sight.
"It's a breathlyzer, sir," replied the cop. "Please step out of your vehicle."
It's called Hep-C Cola.
Because they can't see a doctor
Stop eating dogs.
Don't wee?
I still falafel.
He works it out with a pencil.
....it helps due to the Medusanal properties
I bet nobody saw that coming.
Ok so here's what you do.
Go onto Amazon or Ebay or whatever and purchase a small dog cage. Make SURE that is is made of either completely STEEL. Nothing else. Get advanced shipping or whatever gets it to your door as fast as humanly possible. Now wait patiently for your package to arrive. Once the delivery person knocks on your door to get you to sign for your package tell them to wait until you open the box. If they seem leery of you explain that you have had trouble in the past with your parcels and you just want to make sure that your order is correct. Open the box and remove the cage from the box. Inspect it thoroughly. Now LISTEN CAREFULLY! This is the part you can't mess up. Look up from the cage and stare into that poor delivery person's eyes. Like so deep you can see their ancestors. Say these exact words. "I knew it... I can't believe I ordered a nickel less cage."
I thought you might appreciate C&H's recent dad joke comic :)
Talk about headline news
What should you do if you get Ebola: You should have Ebola soup.
Whenever we have a scratch, bug bite, headache, nauseous, etc...
Me: I have a bug bite. Dad: want me to scare you?
Me: I stumped my toe Dad: want me to scare you?
Everytime and it never gets old.
Guess I'll have to start from scratch.
I won’t rest until I find it.
... for insomnia
I won't rest until I find it.
I won’t rest until I find it.
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