I've just discovered the Cantonese culture of doing maths in a dark room at breakfast

Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrubb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Had to do one for the culture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintdevv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What do you call someone who’s obsessed with French culture?

A ouib

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dovahjerk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...

There’s a Taiwan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I took my kids to Alaska to learn about the local culture

But they just weren't that Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.

But I've seen stranger things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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A man of culture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lekka09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.

People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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My son, who's studying ancient Greek culture in school, got me again.

In the kitchen this morning, he tells me: "Dad, you know the Spartans were really fierce, and they'd throw away old weapons. They thought that if it wasn't sharp, it didn't have a point."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gatorflier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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The doctor did a culture test on me and it came back positive!

For shingles :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colorado87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I made a meal, with parts from every culture, using traditional Chinese methods

It was from all Woks of Life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrequelsAMIRIGHT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I hate internet culture

It's memeingless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steven8765
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Greek guy and a French guy were drunk and arguing about which of their cultures contributed more to mankind. Greek guy says oh yeah well we invented sex. French guy says

Well we introduced sex to women

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smokiesammies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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They have a lot of culture in the Midwest.

Agriculture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shalyssa1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What would an individual of mah-chismo culture say?

This is mah cheese, nacho cheese.

Found out we're expecting a few days ago, so I had to come up with a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lingerfickin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What do you call the offspring of two of the same yeast cultures?

Inbread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0BBER
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Explaining the significance of the number 420 to marijuana culture

After a brief explanation of what 420 is, my dad responded with:

So it's the pot smoker's cocktail hour.

It's the pottail hour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guavacadus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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[request] What cultures and countries today are proud of their puns?

This is not so much a request for a pun. I had heard that there was a town in the Scandinavian region that was known for their puns, and that this was recognized throughout the country. This was a part of a larger conversation about puns in general and the fact that they are typically frowned upon in english, while many other languages celebrate the pun, and are in fact more pun-prone due to the structure of the language.

However, I cannot remember where I heard this, I believe it was a podcast, but I cannot recall.

So, what cultures celebrate the pun, and do you know of any cities or towns known for their puns?

Thanks :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcraftt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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Just stole my girlfriend’s book on the study of human society and culture

She said I owe her anthropology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessionalEntry
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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What do you call a diabetic who's open to other cultures?

Lacks toes n' tolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sprelish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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Today in Cultures we had to submit something on Machu Picchu.

I, of course, drew a Picchu of Machu.

http://i.imgur.com/jAeLO3L.jpg

I'm either going to get a really good grade, or a really bad grade.

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My son just finished his dissertation on Native American culture.

It's his Seminole work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbarnyard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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At A Culture Fest

We're a thoroughly American family with German/Danish roots. For fun we went to a Greek culture festival as a different kind of Friday night. As soon as we're through the gate, he turns to my youngest brother and mutters:

"Everything seems so...foreign."

He was so pleased with himself that he repeated it to each one of us separately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voodoo_stingray
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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Eating sriracha makes me think that people in spicy food cultures...

... have buttholes lined with ass-bestos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypoppa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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Got my girlfriend at a Native American culture festival.

My girlfriend and I were discussing beards at our college's Native American culture festival.

I said, "It's too bad I grow Apache beard."

One of the guards facepalmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevivedHealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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My American Cultures teacher is the perfect dad

We were watching a movie about the Battle at Wounded Knee, and it went something like this- "Fire at will!" (Commander) -scene changes to a man being hit by a cannon shot- "Oh no, they hit Will!!!" I think I was the only one who laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madmike34455
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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Food jokes as well as a pop-culture reference.

Dad: What do you want for supper?

Me: Do we still have the Greek food?

Dad: It's not Greek, Meaghan. It's Chicken Souvlakian.


Dad: Did you hear Black Diamond moved their headquarters to the Middle East?

Me: No...what?

Dad: Yeah, and they changed their name to Cheezus of Nazareth.


Me: Are you going for a run?

Dad: Yeah. You see...I'm sexy and I know it. I work out. Now all I need is those leopard print pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOTORIOUS_BLT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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What do you call someone who is obsessed with French culture and cuisine?

A OUI-aboo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smoosh_ngk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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What do you call someone who’s obsessed with French culture?

A Ouiaboo

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What do you call someone obsessed with French people and French culture?

A Oui-aboo.

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