8 Hilarious Cul Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Whoever called the loops in malls with restaurants "food courts" missed a huge opportunity. They ought to be cul-de-snacks.

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👤︎ u/Batshit_Betty

📅︎ Jun 29 2018

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My father was disappointed when I told him I would be helping construct and pave a cul-de-sac.

He told me it was a dead-end job.

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👤︎ u/Roivas14

📅︎ Feb 16 2019

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I had to leave my job as a cul-de-sac designer

It was such a dead end job.

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👤︎ u/Moe_Bot

📅︎ Aug 24 2018

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Why was the horse kicked out of the cul - de - sac?

Because he upset the NEIGHHHHbors!

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👤︎ u/kooliojulo

📅︎ Jul 04 2018

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[Facebook] "So I saw a hearse trying to turn around in a cul-de-sac"

"I started giggling stupidly because...

I realised that it had reached a dead end!"

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👤︎ u/henry82

📅︎ Nov 14 2013

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A Frenchman asked whether I preferred butts of boobs, and I said butts

He said, “cul”

(Cul=vulgar term for butts in French)

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👤︎ u/rollandofeaglesrook

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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Granddads are still Dads

Grandpa: the young boy in the neighborhood is really mean. He fed the neighbors cat gasoline. It ran around the cul de sac a couple times. Then up a tree. Then down the tree. Then it just plopped over

Me: Dead?

Grandpa: No. It just ran out of gas.

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👤︎ u/Visell

📅︎ Aug 09 2015

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I had to leave my job as a cul-de-sac designer...

.... It was a dead end job.

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👤︎ u/Moe_Bot

📅︎ Mar 18 2018

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