Which kind of pension do I need for the road ahead?

Suspension.

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👤︎ u/SiLifino
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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I'm a retired man with a pension for puns.
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👤︎ u/albenesi
📅︎ Apr 07 2015
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I just signed up for my work's 401k

but I don't think I can run that far.

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📅︎ May 23 2018
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"I Just started my PhD"

Background:

My dad recently retired and has since gotten a new favorite joke that he tells everyone who calls to congratulate him with his retirement.

The pun doesn't really work in english(I'm danish), but I thought I would share it anyway. This is how it usually goes:

Caller: How are you holding up? are you enjoying your spare time?

Dad: I actually just started my pHD

Caller: What? Wow

Dad: Pensioner every day

(In danish It would be: Pentionist hver dag, hence the PhD)

It's not funny at all, but he loves it and tells it to everyone

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👤︎ u/waFFLEz_
📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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