Why was Tom, the cannibal tomato’s wife missing?

Because Tomater

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📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Dropped this sweet one on the gf while she was making salad.

The tomate looked dark, I told her "eww"

She says, "they're herloom tomatoes"

I reply with "so they've been handed down, generation to generation?"

groans

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📅︎ Aug 14 2014
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