Crushing Puns

A list of puns related to "Crushing"

I got a job crushing cans, and I hate it.

It's soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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I spent all day crushing coke cans yesterday.

It was soda-pressing.

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.

Its soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/xXWOLFXx8888
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Recently I’ve been collecting cans in the park and crushing them down to save space.

My wife insists I need to find a hobby that’s not soda pressing

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👤︎ u/SoNotCool
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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I used to work at a can crushing company

It was soda depressing

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👤︎ u/Fire_Wolf43532
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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My ice machine was really cool, so I decided to encourage it... I said, "good job ice machine, you're crushing it."
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👤︎ u/Death_By_Pun
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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I had to stop crushing aluminum cans for recycling.

It was soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/Newbosterone
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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I went to a can crushing convention today

Seeing all that metal destroyed, it was just soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/YourBrotherJack
📅︎ Dec 13 2017
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I used to have a work in a job crushing coca cola cans

But I quit - it was soda pressing

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👤︎ u/deepBlueCheese
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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The other day my kid was crushing pop cans and I told him to stop. When he asked why I said

because it is soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/MissLink
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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I have a bad habit of crushing things in this machine.

It's my vice.

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👤︎ u/redditurded
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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What do you call decompression sickness after a car that was crushing you is removed?

Mercedes-bends.

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_BIRDS_OF_PREY
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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Watching a documentary on a guy who works 60 hours a week crushing coke cans.

Soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/IAMBiSH
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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You know who's really been crushing it lately?

The Hydraulic Press Channel.

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👤︎ u/jerkstore_84
📅︎ May 12 2016
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My toddler started crushing her grapes at snacktime

"Why must you desecrate the bodies of your Concord enemies?"

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👤︎ u/prescribedburn
📅︎ Aug 18 2015
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Finally got a steady job, crushing cans

It’s soda pressing

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👤︎ u/Simmo2242
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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I have a job crushing coke cans

It's soda depressing

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👤︎ u/itsaveryshittyname
📅︎ May 29 2020
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I got a new job crushing cans..

Its soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/JustHere20bserve
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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Crushing pop cans

Is soda pressing...

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👤︎ u/DalinarxBlackthorn
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Did you know I have a job crushing pop cans?

It's soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Crushing pop cans is soda pressing
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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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I hate crushing pop cans...

It's soda pressing

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👤︎ u/JoeBrownshoes
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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I had a job crushing cans

It was soda pressing

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👤︎ u/AlbusSeverus14
📅︎ May 22 2017
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I once had a job crushing cans.

It was soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Quit my job at the can crushing plant

It was soda pressing

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👤︎ u/uuuumno
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Hey, I got a new job crushing cans.

It's soda pressing

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👤︎ u/WoundedByInsults
📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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I used to work at a can crushing factory

It was soda pressing

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👤︎ u/subhi2
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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I used to have a job crushing cans...

It was soda-pressing.

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👤︎ u/amurr88
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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Crushing pop cans...

Is soda pressing

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👤︎ u/MarlinsBB
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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Why is can crushing the saddest job in the world?

It's soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/OhaiItsAhmad
📅︎ Oct 01 2016
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My job is crushing cans

... It's soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/Jpro124
📅︎ May 04 2014
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