A crow ... painting a murder.
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A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?

An orphanage.

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What do you call crows that stick close together?

Velcrows

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I was refused entrance to a shop because of my pet crow. They said they didn't want to run after it if it got loose.

The were afraid of catching the CORVID.

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Whatโ€™s the difference between a crow and a chicken?

A chicken can crow, but a crow canโ€™t chicken

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A bunch of ravens and crows keep gathering outside my house but I donโ€™t mind

I love a good murder conspiracy

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What is a crow's favorite drink?

Cawffe

My bf told me this don't blame me.

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I had to carry a group of crows once.

It was murder on my back!

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I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.

Thereโ€™s caws for alarm.

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What did the cat say to the crow?

Nothing

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What is a crowโ€™s favorite drink?

Cawfee

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Did you hear about the crow where everytime it makes a noise sornething big happens?

It has a caws and effect relationship

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The Texas state Aquarium taught a crow to play connect four, too bad they didn't teach it Clue...

I bet it would murder the game.

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I got a bunch of crows together and tried to teach them how to sing

But it just resulted in a cacawphony

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A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didnโ€™t show up.

He was charged with attempted murder.

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What do you call two crows?

Attempted murder

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shaystibelman
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Just had about a dozen crows land in a tree near me

I'm getting real sick of this Corvid pandemic.

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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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funny crow go brrr
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lord_Tachungu_On_YT
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Where do crows go to get educated?

CAWlege

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Beastocity1089
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Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?

It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect

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What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?

LAND HOE!!!

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There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...

they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"

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Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows

They call it CORVID-19

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How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?

"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mechanicface
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Two crows land on a park bench.

They were arrested for conspiring to murder.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/codenewt
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My roommate tried to keep two crows in our apartment as pets.

The cops arrested him for attempted murder.

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If a group of crows is called a murder of crows...

does that mean 2 or 3 would be an attempted murder?

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A Fun Fact About Crows [OC]
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Crows are very intelligent birds, they even go out for drinks from time to time.

It's called the crowbar

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What kind of crows always stick together...

Velcrowes!!!!

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Once I stayed in a crows ridden area...

it was easy to see a murder there daily.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/abionic
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What did one crow say to the other 18?

We are corvid-19 (if I get a million down votes, I understand)

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I stole seven crows yesterday.

Got away with murder.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rav4xle
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Why won't the bird defense attorney speak to more than one crow at a time?

Because anything more than one is murder.

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What do you call a noisy group of crows?

A caw-cophony!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ravendemyseri
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My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire

Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hpbojoe
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Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problems with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about eating the mother of two.

But upon further consideration he was gladiator.

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What disease do crows get?

CORVID-19.

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Why are crows so interesting?

Just beCAWse

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DiamondChocobos
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What do you call it when a bunch of crows kill themselves?

A murder suicide case

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What do you call a white crow?

A caw-casian.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ArcadeKingpin
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My friend was attacked by a huge swarm of angry crows

The police think it was a murder

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ItalianMJ
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There are 20 crows standing in a row. One of them is coughing. Which one is it?

Corvid 19.

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Dead crows

The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) found over 200 dead crows on U.S. Highway 281 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.

A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).

The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.

TxDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"!!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Semujin
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Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around.

I'm pretty sure I have the CORVID.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/earthwulf
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So if a group of crows killed another group of crows...

Would that be double homicide?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jlionbad
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What do you call two crows flying together

An attempted murder

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