An orphanage.
Velcrows
The were afraid of catching the CORVID.
A chicken can crow, but a crow canโt chicken
I love a good murder conspiracy
Cawffe
My bf told me this don't blame me.
It was murder on my back!
Thereโs caws for alarm.
Nothing
Cawfee
It has a caws and effect relationship
I bet it would murder the game.
But it just resulted in a cacawphony
He was charged with attempted murder.
Attempted murder
I'm getting real sick of this Corvid pandemic.
Annoying
CAWlege
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
LAND HOE!!!
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
They call it CORVID-19
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
The cops arrested him for attempted murder.
does that mean 2 or 3 would be an attempted murder?
It's called the crowbar
Velcrowes!!!!
it was easy to see a murder there daily.
We are corvid-19 (if I get a million down votes, I understand)
Got away with murder.
Because anything more than one is murder.
A caw-cophony!
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
Just beCAWse
A murder suicide case
A caw-casian.
The police think it was a murder
Corvid 19.
The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) found over 200 dead crows on U.S. Highway 281 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.
TxDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"!!!
I'm pretty sure I have the CORVID.
Would that be double homicide?
