Counting Crows should release a song called CORVID 19.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keysnparrots
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I thought I witnessed a murder today

I only counted 2 crows though, so I guess it was really an attempted murder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samuelmercanti
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Gave the wife the bird with this one.

Me- I got rid of the crows that attacked the dog today. I took them to a concert.

Wife- What?

Me- I got 3 of them. I was counting crows....

Wife- stop.

Me- yeah I think I murdered that joke...

Wife- please stop.

Me- looks like I’m eating crow on this one... Wife from the other room- omg are you done yet!?

Me- I’m giving you the bird right now! You humor sucks!

Wife- lol! You are an idiot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeoshua82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I witnessed a murder today...

I counted 13 crows flying due south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommandroidLee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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