How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?

Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?

Herastandin pepper.

Courtesy of my very own father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terry-Fold
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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When my Himalayan friend told his son to go sheer a yak's fur, the son replied...

"Sherpa"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Why did the Himalayan farmer have trouble hearing his livestock?

He couldn't find an Ox cord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoast
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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What did the Himalayan son say to his father when he had asked him to do something?

"Sherpa"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Armyman194
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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I found out my dog is Himalayan

I always find Himalayan on the couch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeaEnDoubleYou
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2021
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Told my son we’re having Himalayan Deer Steaks for dinner

β€œDad, where did you find a Himalayan Deer?”

β€œI found Himalayan in the road on the way home…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alienigma
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2021
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Daughter asked me to kill a spider this morning.

Daughter: what kind of spider was that?

Me: a Himalayan Spider

Daughter: really?

Me: yea, Himalayan dead on the floor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cenobite42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2021
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My older brother (50) made a great joke the other day

My parents had a grinder of pink salt on the table. My brother said "Hand me the possum salt." I was confused so I took the bait, "Possum salt?" "Yeah, it's what you put on him when you find Himalayan in the middle of the road!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthMarasmus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2021
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I made Himalayan rabbit stew for supper tonight for my family

I found Himalayan on the side of the road on my way home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Just read an article about a frozen cave man found accidentally by hikers in the Himalayas..

They found himalayan in the ice..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00ski5
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Did you hear about the hit and run in Nepal?

They found Himalayan in the street!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObiWan1123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Have you ever seen a Himalayan opossum?

I saw one on the way home. Himalayan in the street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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My dad asked me if I had ever had Himalayan possum before...

I asked him what Himalayan possum was and he said, "Oh you know, it's the kind of possum you find on the road and him a laying there."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keehcyma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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For dinner we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew

That rabbit, found Himalayan on the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.

We found himalayan on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Tonight I'm gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan Possum,

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Tonight I'm gonna have Himalayan possum soup

Because I found Himalayan on the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Himalayan possum soup

I found Himalayan in the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltShaker1_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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