Crime Investigation Puns

They go to the ROOT of the problem

The Poolice. It's their doody.

Sherlock Ohms

Holmes and Watson, investigating a crime, entered a bedroom. Holmes looks and the bed, backs up and says, "There's something wrong with this."

But when the police investigated the crime scene, they only found one bullet. The officer also noticed that the bullet holes entered the bodies on the right side of their heads, and came out at the left side. The officer turned to his colleague and stated: “Looks like the bullet was shot in One Direction”