I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
The native american legends has a mythical creature similar to the unicorns of Europe.
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
What did the Muslim train engineer say when his child asked why a creature so perplexing as the platypus would be created?
What style of music ocean creatures like the most?
Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?
I asked my blonde g/f, "What do you call a creature that is half man and half animal?"
In a flash she said, "Buffalo Bill."
Punny Creatures be punny.
Conversations about mythical creatures can sometimes drag on
What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?
How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?
The creature of the month: Octobe(a)r!
which sea creature wants smaller batteries?
What do you call a sea creature looking for something?
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
What kind of health insurance do Halloween creatures have?
Pandas are very violent creatures when they're brought in for visits
Everyone knows a panda eats shoots and leaves.
How do you call a Sea creature that only cares about himself?
I have come to love all of gods creatures.
Especially next to a pile of mashed potatoes.
What creature do you follow to find your way out of a swamp?
"What do you call a creature that is half fish half skeleton?"
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
*insert laugh track here*
Guess what creatures can add 8+3.14159
Told my kids about a mythical creature...
...The Redone D'ant.
It's a creature the size of an ant. But it has the head of an ant, the body of an ant, and the legs of another ant. It's half ant, half other ant.
What do you call a blind forest creature?
What is Dean Martin's favourite sea creature?
This poor creature hit an iceberg ...
https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg
Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?
It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"
I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
The creatures name is actually Sal, but this is no Sal ad.
What sea creature can fly without a wing?
Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend,
turned out he was anemone.
Why are nuns so predictable?
Because they're creatures of habit.
What exercise do sea creatures do a lot of ?
This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....
What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?
Seahorses are truly underachieving creatures...
If they weren't, they'd be called Ahorses!
What creature lives only in the past?
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
nuns are literally creatures of habit
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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