Craft Beer Puns

It was called He-Brew.

Dad: Son, I have come up with a new craft beer recipe.

Son: Really, Dad? That's cool. What makes it different?

Dad: Oh, it requires rabbits.

Son: Rabbits???

Dad: Yes. I need them for the hops.

I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen

"How do they make Budweiser?" "Well, Budweiser is made partly from rice and uses forced carbonation, whereas most craft beer is made from barley and the carbonation comes from bottle conditioning." "No. They send him to school."

Craft Beer

We passed a stand selling craft beer and one was called "spring bock." As we were walking away he says, "hey, if you knock me down I'll just spring bock." queue the groans