Dad’s old postcard still cracks me up
I fell at work and cracked my tailbone. Now I can’t sit down and I have to listen to everyone’s wise cracks..
All in all it’s been a real pain in the ass!
What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?
Which rapper cracks great jokes?
The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
What do you call a drunk person staggering along a street on their way home trying not to step on the cracks in the pavement?
I wanted to crack a joke on trains. I could not EXPRESS it well
How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?
We need to crack down on Marijuana usage
It might crack under pressure.
My Bro-in-law cracks me up XD
I crack bad jokes about having to borrow my parents old clothes because my job doesn't pay well...
What can I say? I've got my father's jeans.
What do you get when you crack a rooster’s egg?
My drug dealer is hilarious He *cracks* me up
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Reading it with an accent like Sean Connery cracks me up!
My wife cracks me up.
She’s a great chiropractor.
I always try to avoid cracks in the pavement
These pants crack me up...
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Puma pants.
Pu...ma...pants.
Poo my pants.
Thermite be another way to crack this safe.
Do you know what happens when you crack an egg?
It becomes a shell of its former self.
What happened to the crack-dealing demon?
If plumbers have plumbers crack what do construction workers have?
Asphalt
(My dads been telling this one since I was 12, never heard it anywhere else 😂)
My wife and I crack each other's backs every morning
I have a crack lab, what does it make?
I believe I am ready to become a dad, that cracks cringe worthy jokes.
Friend: mmmm, I love seafood.
Me: mmm I see food, I eat it.
Let’s start this off by breaking the ice. It’s a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
I can’t bake a pun that’ll crack you up because they’re all scrambled in my head
What do you call Nikki Minaj’s butt crack?
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
I say this anytime someone says, “That cracks me up!”
“Good thing you’re not an egg!”
My son has been throwing paper darts around and a big one got stuck in my butt crack
To be honest it’s a massive plane in the arse
My wife swiped our debit card on my butt crack.
She said "transaction denied, insufficient buns."
my cousin doesnt often think before she cracks a joke
I just fixed the cracks in the wall...
...it looks spack-tacular.
I crack myself up sometimes [OC]
I crack myself up sometimes. I went grocery shopping earlier today and when I got home the wife asked “where are the mushrooms?” ... without missing a beat, I said
“I couldn’t get them, there wasn’t ‘mush room’ in the trolley. “
She threw things at me
My wife and I crack each other's backs every morning
My drug dealer cracks me up.
I can’t bake a good pun that will crack you up, they’re all just scrambled in my head
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