Pretty nuts.
"C."
"I knew you could do it!"
Quillions.
Proud of my 7 year old for coming up with this
Sus-fish-ious.
"Oh my, that's horrible news, doctor. But will the pancakes really be able to help me get better?""No, that's just the only thing we can slide under the door."
...the grass prices are insane!
I told him βI donβt know whatβ, but he asked his mother.
I told her to put a lid on it.
It's Bordeauxing on the ridiculous now
That's where I draw the lime
The bogeyman
...until I realized the paper was jamming.
They only eat Brians!
Free.
Bruised Wayne
Disgruntled
Trimothy - As soon imma get home gonna take off ma wife panties Bradley - Yβall horny ? Trimothy - Nah , worn them by mistake dis mornin
It was making a racket!
You know what the situation is if you have an Atheist who has dyslexia and has insomnia?
You get a person who stays up all night trying to figure out if there really is a dog or not.
Thank youβ¦ good nightβ¦ and tip your servers.ππ€£π
At a Bee & Bee
Itβs all about βmaking the small things countβ.
I call her my Knees
Clark Can't
The Kernel.
You can tuna piano, but you can't tuba toothpaste...
But car jokes just arenβt my Forte.
Just in case
Edit: I didn't design this before anyone asks, printed it from a file here: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5439937
You should have see her face when I drove pasta
Ground beef
Cause they donβt know where home is
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastππ»β€οΈ
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!π
So my dad broke his wrist the other day. He asked the doctor, if he could play the piano after the healing process. The doctor said: Yeah, sure. My dad: Great, couldn't do that before.
Translated from German. Hope you still enjoy it ;)
We were camping and setting up a tent thing to cover our food.
her: i wonder which way the rain will fall (meaning which side it'll hit)
me: ...uhh down?
her: ...wow
mom: go ahead and slap him
