Said the man wearing orthopedic shoes.
(Boyfriend said this yesterday and I was so proud)
Arson.
Because he was undermined
Ducks don’t get up. They get down.
We went with our 2 boys. Leaving the alligator exhibit, she said to our older son, "Say, 'Bye, alligators!'"
... At which I loudly huffed and vehemently pointed out the missed opportunity.
"I mean, 'see ya later, alligators!'"
He posted this on Facebook yesterday:
I noticed that when I stood I leaned slightly to the left. My wife insisted that I go to the doctor, against my will. He diagnosed my left leg slightly shorter than my right. Adding insoles to my shoe cured me. Debbie reminded me how I doubted her about going to the doctor. I replied, "I stand corrected."
But now I stand corrected.
Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
Restaurant in peace..
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
You know, Salsa Distancing.
¿WOHM ¿WOHM
Hebrews
Just kidding, made you smile :)
but Anne Hathaway
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
...but I stand corrected
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
After about half an hour the doctor says..."You won't believe this, but i just pulled $1999 out of your bottom"
The man turns around and says "Yeah, I wasn't feeling 2 grand"
I replied "correct".
So I have an uncle, once removed.
But recently I’ve been bringing in model airplanes so I can make the hourglasses passengers and watch time fly.
Sometimes they take this schist for granite.
Dads a good joke!
I guess she really likes being corrected on her grammar.
Because they drank the T
I stand corrected
Like, it’s basic meth
It was a captive audience
i now stand corrected
Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!
It's kinda hard.
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
Said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.
..said the man wearing orthopaedic shoes.
Said the man in his new orthopedic shoes
said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.
