All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
I tested myself for corona
Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?
Because I can’t stop looking achoo
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and 2 huricanes...
Bartender says, “That will be $20.20.”
A guy walks into a Bourbon street bar and asks for a Corona and two Hurricanes.
Bartender says: that’ll be $20.20
A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.
The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"
Usain Bolt has Corona virus
I guess there is something that can catch up to him.
I heard a country finally has a Corona vaccine...
I think they’re Russian it. The leader vaccinated his daughter, I guess he’s Putin her life at stake.
There Are No corona on greenland
Because they Are iceolated
I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland
I mean, its called Germ-many
What Pokémon caught Corona?
I made a Corona joke the other day
People said it was tasteless.
I just called my grandpa for Fathers Day. He told me this silly Corona Virus joke.
Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?
Me: of coarse!
Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!
Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?
Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!
I love my grandpa lol made me laugh
I have had a decorator in this week. Turns out he is normally a Pilot for BA, but has been furloughed due to Corona.
He did a lovely job of the landing.
Texting during corona is very confusing.
Adding a conversation with my gf:
"How are you 😷?"
"I'm a bit 😷 but I'd be 😷 if you were here 😷😷😷."
It's getting really confusint guys
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
Why can’t ants get the corona virus?
Because they’re anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)
Because of meeting cancellations due to Corona ...
the local origami society has folded.
Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the Corona Virus?
At a shop on the road to Damaskus...
Apparently the corona virus has been around since the 1800s
But it used to spread by COVID wagons
I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...
But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
Dads in the future: Why do they call it the novel corona virus?
I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though
They got it right off the bat
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs can’t transmit corona virus and therefore dogs don’t need to be quarantined anymore.
Doctor: Why do you think you have the Corona virus, Mr. Gates?
Bill Gates: I feel like a million dollars.
Thanks to Corona this store is now ...
What is the official game of Corona Virus Quarantine?
A clock is the most likely object to get corona
because it always has its hands on it's face
My brother builds yatchts and was told to work from home during corona virus
Sails have gone through the roof
In a way, I kind of feel bad for the corona virus.
At my age, I remember how deflating it was to spend hours and hours coming up with an email address or gamer tag that was both clever and fun, only to find out that 18 others had thought of it first
Why isn't the corona virus in Antartica?
Because they are already in ICEolation
Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?
If your country has not started corona measures early enough...
Does it mean hindsight is 2020?
How about some corona/quarantine themed names for a creole/Cajun restaurant?
Quarantine has us missing our date nights out so I’m cooking a special dinner while she has an appointment and I’m going to turn our kitchen into a restaurant. Or even just some NOLA / bayou pun names would be good.
Would love a little help
Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes.
Bartender says, “That’ll be $20.20.”
A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes
The bartender says, “that’ll be $20.20”
A man walks into a bar, orders Corona and 2 hurricanes
Bartenders says, “That’ll be $20.20”
A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes
Bartender says, "Buddy, don't you think you've had enough of those today?"
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