Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.

It’s already gone viral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QX943
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arabindamuley33
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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A message from Corona:

Stay Positive !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Effects of Corona
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I tested myself for corona

Im now an alcoholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsanii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?

Because I can’t stop looking achoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DieserBene
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...

Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and 2 huricanes...

Bartender says, β€œThat will be $20.20.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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A guy walks into a Bourbon street bar and asks for a Corona and two Hurricanes.

Bartender says: that’ll be $20.20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GilreanEstel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.

The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Usain Bolt has Corona virus

I guess there is something that can catch up to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gfy4dsny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I heard a country finally has a Corona vaccine...

I think they’re Russian it. The leader vaccinated his daughter, I guess he’s Putin her life at stake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaoticpix93
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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There Are No corona on greenland

Because they Are iceolated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbagg5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland

I mean, its called Germ-many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotnobackbone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What PokΓ©mon caught Corona?

pick-achoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amigodojaspion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I made a Corona joke the other day

People said it was tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0PPR3550R
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I just called my grandpa for Fathers Day. He told me this silly Corona Virus joke.

Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?

Me: of coarse!

Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!

Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?

Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!

I love my grandpa lol made me laugh

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I have had a decorator in this week. Turns out he is normally a Pilot for BA, but has been furloughed due to Corona.

He did a lovely job of the landing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Messy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Texting during corona is very confusing.

Adding a conversation with my gf:

"How are you 😷?"

"I'm a bit 😷 but I'd be 😷 if you were here 😷😷😷."

It's getting really confusint guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuDe1214
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes

One of them isn't happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlit2000
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Why can’t ants get the corona virus?

Because they’re anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zammieknowsall
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Because of meeting cancellations due to Corona ...

the local origami society has folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the Corona Virus?

At a shop on the road to Damaskus...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regfol31
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Bats not only cause Corona, they could also cause bad puns. v.redd.it/rejaq9nx7sx41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiS
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Apparently the corona virus has been around since the 1800s

But it used to spread by COVID wagons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigtheweasel
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...

But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Dads in the future: Why do they call it the novel corona virus?

It’s a long story...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though

They got it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3m3sRc00l420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs can’t transmit corona virus and therefore dogs don’t need to be quarantined anymore.

W.H.O let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Doctor: Why do you think you have the Corona virus, Mr. Gates?

Bill Gates: I feel like a million dollars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Thanks to Corona this store is now ...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darlosworld
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What is the official game of Corona Virus Quarantine?

Solitaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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A clock is the most likely object to get corona

because it always has its hands on it's face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatsgregbuddy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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My brother builds yatchts and was told to work from home during corona virus

Sails have gone through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SHAGGZY101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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In a way, I kind of feel bad for the corona virus.

At my age, I remember how deflating it was to spend hours and hours coming up with an email address or gamer tag that was both clever and fun, only to find out that 18 others had thought of it first

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ty1erWard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Why isn't the corona virus in Antartica?

Because they are already in ICEolation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickku55
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?

They dont want any cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DexoPlex828
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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So many corona jokes

It's becoming a pundemic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tackdetsamma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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If your country has not started corona measures early enough...

Does it mean hindsight is 2020?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larsvondank
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes.

Bartender says, β€œThat’ll be $20.20.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes

The bartender says, β€œthat’ll be $20.20”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A man walks into a bar, orders Corona and 2 hurricanes

Bartenders says, β€œThat’ll be $20.20”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joey_m47
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes

Bartender says, "Buddy, don't you think you've had enough of those today?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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