Corona didnβt need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.
Itβs already gone viral.
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π
︎ Feb 07 2021
All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
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︎ Dec 26 2020
A message from Corona:
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Effects of Corona
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I tested myself for corona
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?
Because I canβt stop looking achoo
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and 2 huricanes...
Bartender says, βThat will be $20.20.β
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︎ Aug 27 2020
A guy walks into a Bourbon street bar and asks for a Corona and two Hurricanes.
Bartender says: thatβll be $20.20
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︎ Aug 25 2020
A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.
The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"
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π
︎ Aug 25 2020
Usain Bolt has Corona virus
I guess there is something that can catch up to him.
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π
︎ Aug 25 2020
I heard a country finally has a Corona vaccine...
I think theyβre Russian it. The leader vaccinated his daughter, I guess heβs Putin her life at stake.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
There Are No corona on greenland
Because they Are iceolated
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π
︎ Jul 31 2020
I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland
I mean, its called Germ-many
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π
︎ Jul 18 2020
What PokΓ©mon caught Corona?
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π
︎ Jul 14 2020
I made a Corona joke the other day
People said it was tasteless.
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π
︎ Jun 24 2020
I just called my grandpa for Fathers Day. He told me this silly Corona Virus joke.
Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?
Me: of coarse!
Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!
Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?
Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!
I love my grandpa lol made me laugh
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I have had a decorator in this week. Turns out he is normally a Pilot for BA, but has been furloughed due to Corona.
He did a lovely job of the landing.
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π
︎ Jun 11 2020
Texting during corona is very confusing.
Adding a conversation with my gf:
"How are you π·?"
"I'm a bit π· but I'd be π· if you were here π·π·π·."
It's getting really confusint guys
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π
︎ May 30 2020
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
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π
︎ May 30 2020
Why canβt ants get the corona virus?
Because theyβre anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)
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π
︎ May 29 2020
Because of meeting cancellations due to Corona ...
the local origami society has folded.
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π
︎ May 23 2020
Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the Corona Virus?
At a shop on the road to Damaskus...
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︎ May 19 2020
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︎ May 09 2020
Apparently the corona virus has been around since the 1800s
But it used to spread by COVID wagons
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π
︎ May 07 2020
Iβll tell you a corona virus joke now...
But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Dads in the future: Why do they call it the novel corona virus?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though
They got it right off the bat
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︎ Apr 29 2020
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs canβt transmit corona virus and therefore dogs donβt need to be quarantined anymore.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Doctor: Why do you think you have the Corona virus, Mr. Gates?
Bill Gates: I feel like a million dollars.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Thanks to Corona this store is now ...
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︎ Apr 20 2020
What is the official game of Corona Virus Quarantine?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
A clock is the most likely object to get corona
because it always has its hands on it's face
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π
︎ Apr 10 2020
My brother builds yatchts and was told to work from home during corona virus
Sails have gone through the roof
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︎ Apr 04 2020
In a way, I kind of feel bad for the corona virus.
At my age, I remember how deflating it was to spend hours and hours coming up with an email address or gamer tag that was both clever and fun, only to find out that 18 others had thought of it first
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π
︎ Apr 01 2020
Why isn't the corona virus in Antartica?
Because they are already in ICEolation
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π
︎ Apr 01 2020
Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
So many corona jokes
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π
︎ Mar 31 2020
If your country has not started corona measures early enough...
Does it mean hindsight is 2020?
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π
︎ Mar 31 2020
Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes.
Bartender says, βThatβll be $20.20.β
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π
︎ Aug 24 2020
A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes
The bartender says, βthatβll be $20.20β
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π
︎ Aug 23 2020
A man walks into a bar, orders Corona and 2 hurricanes
Bartenders says, βThatβll be $20.20β
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π
︎ Aug 23 2020
A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes
Bartender says, "Buddy, don't you think you've had enough of those today?"
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︎ Aug 24 2020
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