I would have made a joke about corndogs....
But it was too corny
A corndog walks into a bar
The bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
My dad's reply to my sister for this one: "I'm so proud."
Completely out of nowhere, my 28 year old sister announces "If it's just one corndog, it's a Unicorndog."
My dad and I were having corn on the cob for dinner
After we were done, he gave the cobs to our two dogs as a treat. For the rest of the night, my dad referred to them as his "corndogs".
