“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
I really needed that change of heart!
My wife has been teaching my son to fold his own laundry but he complains about it everytime. My wife, trying to convince my son, said to him "If you pick up this habit, your future wife will love you very much."
My son replied "I don't want my future wife to love me very much. I want my future wife to help me fold my laundry."
I busted out laughing. But the end result is that now I have to fold my own laundry going forward.
But he just won’t listen.
It's a ton of pressure.
Now she's a small medium at large.
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
I guess she doesn't like gas lighting.
People say he’s in da Nile
He definitely had a hand in it.
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.
Turns out it’s just a communist plot.
But its harder to deter gents
He was a master of the duck shun.
Finally I gave up.
Me: it was an adjustment
I guess I’m easily suede.
Pole workers aren't allowed to do that!
"C4 yourself".
He said no, but it was worth a shot.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
In the J'accuse-i.
...I told her I’d have to sleep on it.
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them!"
You need a mouth for that.
...is just a Communist plot.
Nobody slams the Doors in my house!!
Too many plot holes.
#gaslighting
He makes some very good points.
6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?
6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.
Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.
12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.
Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.
Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.
Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.
Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"
7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.
You consomme out of him.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
They just don't see i to I.
I made several good points.
My mom tells me I was hospitalized with pneumonia after handling a bat.
Frankly, I'm amazed all baseball players don't have it.
But he just won’t listen.
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
She knows how to make a bad decision and still stick with it.
He makes some really good points.
He made some excellent points.
He makes some very good points.
