My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.
My friends keep trying to convince me to let a 2,000 elephant sit on me.
A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
I'm trying to convince my friend that being a fraudster isn't for him. I went over to his house the other day and he was putting canned meat in envelopes.
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
My wife got mad after I tried to convince her that she'd agreed to let me buy a neon sign.
I guess she doesn't like gas lighting.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
But its harder to deter gents
I was trying to convince everyone on a WW2 subreddit that I was French.
No matter how many times she tried, Sherlock Holmes' wife could never convince him to grow fond of her pet duck.
He was a master of the duck shun.
The guy who mans the fishing rods on my boat tried to convince me to vote for a candidate. I fired him.
Pole workers aren't allowed to do that!
I’m trying to convince my wife that I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
I tried to convince one of my co workers to buy the first round of drinks after our shift...
He said no, but it was worth a shot.
My wife was just trying to convince me to spend $1k on a new king size bed...
...I told her I’d have to sleep on it.
I'll never forget when my dad told me, "Find yourself a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you!” A little taken aback, I asked him what he meant. He explained...
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them!"
My son tried to convince me that Jim Morrison was just an overrated drunk, so I angrily sent him to his room...
Nobody slams the Doors in my house!!
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some really good points.
how do you convince meat juice out of a bovine?
I don’t know why I couldn’t convince my wife she would like the set of knives I made her for Mother’s Day.
I made several good points.
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
When you convince a Jew to convert to Hinduism.
My wife is trying to convince me that soup is better with flavour cubes.
I don’t put a lot of stock in that.
I've been trying to convince my girlfriend to get into to lumberjack cosplay
I haven't convinced her yet but I feel like it could really spruce things up
How did Fah Mulan convince everyone she was a man?
She pretended to be Fah Ping.
I'm going to start a movement that convinces people that vacuum cleaners cause autism in children.
It will be called the Anti-vacs Movement
My wife and I were arguing on an airplane. She was trying to convince me to join the mile high club...
I told her,
"I'm sorry, but I don't give a flying fuck."
I have been trying to convince people on a military history subreddit that I’m French.
How do you convince a cyclist to head back home?
How did Fa Mulan convince the soldiers of the Chinese army that she's a man?
She pretended to be Fa Ping.
I thought I managed to convince my wife that Feng Shui was not for us.
But when I got home, the tables were turned.
I’m trying to convince my kids to learn Chinese
I keep telling them that it’s a radical language
My wife kept trying to convince me we go on a vacation to Thailand
In the end I said Phuket.
I tried to convince my wife that men should always make the coffee, and that this was an edict from God.
"There's a whole section on it," I said.
"Oh yeah?"
"...Hebrews."
My friends keep trying to convince me to steal from the IHOP where I work
But I'm not a big whisk taker
My new neighbor tried to convince me he was originally from Northern Canada...
But I was having Nunavut.
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.
My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
My dad always told me, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
She knows how to make a bad decision and still stick with it.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
My friend tried to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He made some excellent points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business .
He makes some excellent points.
My dad always told me to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo, and try to convince her to marry me.
They know how to make a bad decision, and then stick to it.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword business I don’t want too..
But, he makes some really good points
My dad always said “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them”
I spent all day yesterday trying to convince people on a WW2 subreddit that I was French.
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