Before I join a contest, I always make my dog urinate on a photograph of the other contenders.
It gives me a leg up on the competition.
Why did the contender lose the race when eating fries?
He couldn't ketchup.
My friend is competing with others to become a prison guard...
He is a con-tender contender.
Help! I need a pun!!!
My girlfriend's dad (Rocky) makes his own wine and I want to make him a bunch of punny labels for the bottles as a Christmas present. Current leading contenders are:
- Rocky and Bull-wine-kle's Alcoholic Grape Juice
- Rocky Start Wineries
- Rock Hard Wine
Any more suggestions would be greatly appreciated! Sorry for all the wine-ing...
