A list of puns related to "Constipated"
He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a pencil.
I told her, she was full of crap
"Let my fecal go!"
Same shit different year I guess
He worked it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
The marksman can shoot but not hit...
Stop lying, your full of crap
Because he is full of shit.
She responded "you shouldn't say that"
I responded "what he just lies all day."
Real convo
it didn't come out yet
"Doc, I haven't pooped in a week! Please help!"
Doc says sure, and writes him a prescription for a weeks worth of suppositories.
Man comes back the next day, "doc, I took the entire script last night, but nothing happened!"
The doc is shocked, as in his experience suppositories are very effective, and after taking a weeks worth he should have definitely had a BM. Oh well, the doc thinks, and gives him another weeks worth.
Guy comes back the next day. The doc says incredulously, "you've taken 2 weeks worth of suppositories in 2 days, and nothing happened?!?! What are you doing with them, eating them?!?!"
The man replies, "What'd you expect me to do with them, Shove 'em up my ass?!?!"
I don't know if this would normally be considered a dad joke, but it's my dad's favorite joke so I think it should count.
I was tryna hold my shit together
He told me I was full of shit
They're full of shit!
The no-shit Sherlock!
He worked it out with a calculator.
They work everything out with a pencil.
No shit Sherlock
I told him I don’t give a shit
That’s because it hasn’t came out yet.
It's called "Get Going!" by Ina Poopenov
Because he was on suspended duty.
He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil.
They just couldn’t budget
He worked it out with a #2 pencil
He worked it out with a pencil.
he was full of shit
He worked it out with a pencil
You're full of shit
They had to work it out with a pencil
He worked it out with a pencil
One can shoot but can’t hit
He had to work it out with a pencil
He worked it out with a pencil.
It hasn’t come out yet!!
No shit Sherlock
He worked it out with a pencil
Neither have I. It hasn’t come out yet.
He worked it out with a pencil.
It hasn't come out yet
It hasn’t come out yet
He worked it out with a pencil
He couldn’t budget.
He worked it out with a pencil
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