My wife said she wants me to consider purchasing a decent telescope for the family to use.
I told her I’d look into it.
If you have the soldiers named Salt and Pepper in your squad then consider yourself lucky.
They're seasoned veterans
Would you consider...
A theatrical performance about grammar enthusiasts to be a play on words?
I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"
But it's just a curd to me
Demi Lovato is my favorite female, I consider her a hero.
Before you say yes to a proposal, there is one thing you have to consider
On one hand, you get a really nice ring, but on the other hand, you won't.
Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
Some consider owls to be symbols of death.
Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.
But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.
Consider the following
WD-40 is just wrench dressing.
Some might consider me a genius in a blazer...
...when really, I just consider myself a khakius in a polo.
If any one on this sub is thinking of getting married soon, please consider this carefully.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province
But the voters are having Nunavut
My aunt's astrological sign was cancer, funny to consider how she died
She was killed by a giant crab
Before starting a cult, be sure to consider the following
If you are what you eat, consider me a dried grape.
I guess I'm just a product of my raisin.
A lot of people consider me to be the margarine of comedy
I tell a joke and they can’t believe it’s not better.
You need to consider the elements of a pun
Everyone considers honesty a virtue
but no one wants to hear the truth.
Do you think people in Finland who lose their citizenship consider themselves unfinished?
I posted the Knitler picture and puns followed, except they didn't consider some puns
Now I consider myself a pretty bad person, But the guy who stole food from that birthday party over there
Im don't consider myself hip
I would consider myself a pretty rad dad, so here you go: "Why wasn't the document allowed at the children's party?"
"Why wasn't the document allowed at the children's party?"
Because he was a PDF File!
As a woman I consider myself to be wife material. You know how much you have to pay per yard for wife material? About a house and a yard!
I won’t even consider ordering an appetizer at Indian restaurants
It’s a total naan starter
I told the family we seriously need to consider getting a mini-van, and my 4-year-old-son was very upset.
Instead, he insisted we buy a Mickey van.
In most places, the right side is considered the right side to drive on. The ones left consider it to be the left.
Do you know why I consider my warehouse job a sacred thing?
Because worshipping pallets!
If you're going to steal some poetry, what should you consider?
I was telling my buddy how my wife is driving me to drink. He said to me, “Consider yourself lucky.”
Several of the guys at the local pub have pony tails which they wear in pretty little man buns. I wonder if they'd ever consider getting a haircut...
I guess they'd have to mullet over.
Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?
If you're thinking about working in a prison library, it's important to consider the prose and cons.
what does a successful person without arms consider the world
If you’re getting married consider the following...
...on one hand, you wear a super cool ring, on the other hand, you don’t
In case you’re thinking about getting married, consider this carefully—-on the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
In case you’re thinking about getting married, consider this carefully—-on the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
If any of you single *fellas here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do:
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
For people on this sub who are thinking of getting married, consider this carefully before you do.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
In case you’re thinking about getting married, consider this carefully—-on the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
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