So McDonald’s was recently considering selling higher cuts of beef.
But they decided it was a McSteak.
I was briefly considering one of those ice plunge experiences.
I was considering visiting a local cidery this weekend...
I’m not sure but I’ll have to mull it over
I was considering investing in a Chinese distillery but decided against it.
I was considering opening a mirror shop
But after reflecting on it, I just couldn't see myself doing that.
Considering how much I like tacos...
... my favorite month is Taco-ber.
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
My wife and I are considering adoption.
We just need to figure out where to sign our kids up.
I hear some US states are considering reopening massage parlors. There's no happy ending in this scenario.
I love horror movies. I considering bringing along a DVD while I traveled the world.
But then I knew that'd be taking It too far.
I'm considering becoming a mind reader
I’m considering becoming a historian...
...but people keep telling me there’s no future in it.
I'm considering getting into the steel and mining business
.. just need to iron out the details.
I'm considering selling my vacuum, it's just standing there, gathering dust.
I'm considering putting my grades up for adoption
Because I can't raise them myself
I am considering moving to Switzerland.
Considering getting my circumcision reversed.
I was considering giving up puns for Lent, but then I thought... not so fast!
I'm considering marrying a high earning ceo who doesn't want children, but I'm sad about the prospect of giving up my scuba diving hobby.
It's illegal to DINK and dive.
I hate losing SO MUCH I'm honestly considering cutting off my feet!
...that way i will never be defeated again!
My friend is considering selling lamps but I advised against it
Seems like a shady business
I’ve been considering changing professions to become a hitman recently.
I hear they make a killing.
I was considering buying a new whiteboard from this company
I dunno though, it seems kinda sketchy
Was told by a friend he was considering getting chickens...
I told him living with chickens is a lot to coop with
true story
Considering the Leaning Tower of Pisa, my daughter asked: Why don't the fix it?
Me: "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."
Daughter: 'blank stare'
Inner dialogue: "A wasted talent [Dad Jokes]."
I was considering cremation...
But what if I'm lactose intolerant?
my wife is considering becoming an accountant
It's the thought that counts
I'm considering getting my steak bloody....
I'm considering starting a civil rights group to fight for the rights of biological twins.
Because they're people two.
I told my dad about Mark Roberts (the serial streaker), he asked me if I knew he was considering retirement.
Dad: "Hey you know that guy is considering retirement, right?"
Me: "Wait, really?"
Dad: "I'm serious, but he said he'd stick it out for another year."
I was considering a trip to Norway this fall...
Until I realized I can't afjord it.
I was considering going to see a movie about a mathematician...
But the reviews say that it's derivative.
Doctor finally diagnosed me as dyslexic with insomnia. And considering I'm agnostic...
...that finally explains me laying awake wondering if there really is a dog.
I'm considering buying this photo, but I can't decide if that'd be exercising good Juddgment or not.
I knew a Canadian plumber who was considering buying a toilet at an auction.
I knew a Canadian plumber who was considering buying a toilet at an auction.
After a while he said, "Maybe I'll make a bid, eh."
The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers..
At risk is cross-contamination.
Gandalf was considering leaving his floors with its natural wood finish...
But he elected the way of paint.
An educated Rhinoceros was considering dropping out of university, which he thought was juvenile and cheesy.
He said "I can't be bothered with all this uni-corn".
Considering starting a pun themed driving school...
Gonna call it Them's The Brakes, Kid.
While considering buying a portable tool organizer, I told my GF, "It would be useful if I had to carry it around...
...but it's not my case."
I'm considering becoming a dad just so I can use this one.
My friend (who is most definitely a dad) busted this one out on me the other day.
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A lot of people recognized him, considering the work he did for a popular county newspaper.
Random Person: I think I've seen you somewhere before..
Dad: Probably. They have my picture hanging up in the post office.
My wife and I are considering adoption.
We just need to figure out where to sign our kids up.
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