But that tablet only had 10 commands.
Cause no one wants to “diss-connect”
Via bluestooth
Step 3. Prophet.
Hi going to kill myself, I'm dad.
It's just riveting.
Lynx
a restangle
Because they know all their lines.
A chord-less phone.
Son: Dad, my computer can't find the WiFi printer anymore...
Me: I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password
Son: Why Bob Marley?
Me: Because it's always jammin
Son: God damn it
Now I have stable wifi.
Crimea river
I said it was needed to catch the etherbunny. He gave me a verbal warning... :/
Inter-NIET
It's the only way to parrot.
You just have to have a feel for it.
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
She touches my sole.
Because one is a repost.
I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.
And that's a huge ass connection
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
We had a very deep talk.
Photography
Was told I may have connectivity issues
Lo Ping
I learned that humans and wifi connections are the same in prison. Sometimes they're free and sometimes they're locked up .
I said, “They make a lot of connections.”
He shook his head and told me to hit the bricks.
Now he has a stable connection
Her name is Wi-Fi BTW
The Ether-Bunny!
Even my relationship with whiskey is on the rocks...
However he told me it would be a shame if you added "s" at the front and "e" in the end.
Now all I’m China do is to survive
My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?
A relationSIP
He needed help connecting to the web
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It's riveting
The connection was bad, I couldn’t hear a thing.
I heard it's really well-connected in this city
There was just no connection...
But I couldn’t connect the Dots
Drilling holes into things.
My daughter was having some trouble eating pasta with her fork tonight, so I said to her that it was okay to eat with her fingers. "No," she said with a cheeky grin. "Eat with mouth."
My car has never felt more connected commrade
http://i.imgur.com/Sd7dvTd.jpg
I thought it belonged here.
When my brother and I were little, we put out milk and cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeers on Christmas eve, and woke up on Christmas morning to find them mostly eaten. We were delighted at proof of our nighttime visitors.
The next year our dad told us he had gotten an inside tip from the north pole: that Santa actually liked ramen and beer, not milk and cookies (as other, less well informed, dads and kids had always thought).
For years, we dutifully cooked ramen, put it on a table by the fireplace with a cold beer on the side, and woke up to the ramen and beer having been consumed in the night.
I knew my dad wasn't fond of milk or cookies, but it wasn't until later that we connected the dots and found out the deal about Santa. My dad was the one who ate the Santa food once we went to bed, and he had secretly convinced us to prepare his ideal midnight snack for as long as we believed in Santa.
Damn dial up connections!
Dad: "I am."
So today my dad had a stroke and while we were waiting for doctors to come back he grabbed all the cords to the ekg cords connected to him and said, "I feel like I'm behind the TV!"
My dad always makes jokes in time of panic and pain. I guess that's where I get it from.
So two Minifigures were connected. They couldn't lego
Having lunch and milkshakes with the family
Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.
Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom
Groans all round
Was getting coffee from the coffee machine when the machine said: "Fill Beans"
So I turned to my coworker and said: "Who is this Fill Beans?"
To which he responded: "I think he's from the Philippines"
I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup. But that's okay, because she'd just put a picture of her dog. I sent her a message, something almost-clever like "your dog can ride in my pickup any time," and she responded.
We clicked pretty quickly, and started chatting regularly. Every day, sometimes throughout the day. Slowly we learned more about each other. Her dog's name was Daisy. My truck's name was Dodge Ram (I apologized for my lack of creativity). She was a CPA. I was a beekeeper.
And at this, she stumbled. "If we ever meet in real-life, I want you to know that I could never date a beekeeper." But we were still far away from that point, so it was moot.
But time went on, and we gradually became closer to that point. More personal information. What firm she worked for. Where my farm was. Names of relatives. Names of high schools. All the things that just come up in conversation eventually if you talk to someone long enough.
But, oddly, after all this time, neither of us had thought to send any pictures. Until one day I got a message from her: "I never thought I'd say this, but I really do want to meet you in person. I think we have a rare connection, and I don't want to squander it. I want to send you my picture, and I want you to send me yours, but I'm telling you, I can never date a beekeeper."
I couldn't imagine a life without my bees. But I also couldn't imagine a life without her. Tentatively, reluctantly, I clicked on the image attached to her message.
Then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee leaver.
Now I have stable wifi.
Now I have stable wifi
Now I have stable wifi.
Moses was the first man to connect his tablets to the cloud
And that's a huge ass connection.
Now I have stable wifi.
And that's a huge ass connection.
it was an utter waist of time
Now I have stable wifi.
Now I have stable wifi.
...It was a waist of time
