Connecticuter Puns

I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad; I'm a Hartford teacher.

I guess I know the ups and downs of Connecticut.

On our way to Connecticut, my s/o and I saw this sign.

I couldn't help myself.

 

I laughed about it again 4 hours later.

     

         

I told three other people about it the next day.

My dad, my brother and I were talking the other night and we decide to talk about who came from Texas.

Brother: "Oh, I thought that George Bush was from Texas. Turns out he was born in Connecticut."

Me: "Which one?" (asking which George Bush it was)

My dad: "You idiot, there's only one Connecticut"

She: "Gosh,s3rh0, my internet connection gets cut the whole time!"

Me: "I guess our ISP took a vacation in Connecticut"

Cue groans.

Im reading some license plates when i see one from Idaho (thats bizarre for Connecticut) and so i say "Idaho? that's-" before i could say anything else my dad shouts out "AHA! I KNEW IT!!!"