Why can't you pay for most things in clams?

Because they are shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KisaTheMistress
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2022
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Sally can't sell seashells down by the seashore anymore...

She was busted for conch-traband.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickySan65
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2022
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People who eat snails...

must really hate fast food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upvoter_NeverDie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2022
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How do you know if a beach is awake?

If it is conches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilfwe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2022
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Premium conchtent for your day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2022
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I've got 99 seashells but a conch ain't one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dynendal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Husband asked me if I liked the conch ceviche we were eating

I said "not really. I think I'm a conch-ientious objector"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VWXYNot42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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The conch soup at the Jamaican restaurant was mighty expensive....

But customers were happy to shell out the cash for it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What does the mansplainer say to the cetacean scholar?

"Whale actually...."

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In my future home I'm not gonna have a nautical themed bathroom.

I wouldn't be able to live with that on my conch-scious

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Are clams self aware?

No, they are not conches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sand_dunes37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Did you hear about the girl who passed out on the beach?

She was on conches!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdmiralAdjective
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2015
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I need Halloween/Fantasy puns please!

I feel like I don’t have enough for mermaids, unicorns other creatures etc. Here are the ones I already have...

Basic witch

Spell the tea

Demons are a ghouls best friend

Little black magic dress

The ghoul next door

Squad ghouls

Witch and famous

Resting witch face

Be careful what you witch for

Witch me luck

Witchful thinking

Make love not warlock

Be afraid, be fairy afraid

A good shaman/talisman is hard to find

Do you really wand to hurt me

Black cat got your tongue

But of curse

Safe hex

Group hex

Big girls don’t scry

It’s my party and I’ll scry if I want to

Trickbait

Fright club

You used to call me on my shell phone

New shellpone, who dis?

Hey, I'm a mermaid and this is crazy, but here's my conch shell, so call me maybe

Yeah the buoys

Don’t krill my vibe

This is boo sheet

Give em pumkin to talk about

Howl you doin’

Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern

Witch, please

Witch better have my candy

Boo Felicia

Romeo and Ghouliet

Cereal killer

Bun in the coven

Summer coven’

Boo-ty sleep

How do you boo?

Creep calm and carry on

What ghost around, comes around

No rest for the wicca’d

I’ll have what banshee’s having

Zombodie that I used to know

Sugar dead-y

Wicca’d stepmother

Smells like teen spirits

The only hexception

Neck-romancer

Abracadaver

That’s what’s banshee said

Dead Flanders

Matt Demon

Icy dead people

Purranormal activity

Straight outta coffin

Congrats to the bride and broom

Let’s get sheet faced

Let’s talk about hex, baby

Hex on the beach

Netflix and kill

Silk Satan sheets

I’m literally dying

Ghost Malone

Broom hair, don’t care

Happy Hallowine

Look what you made me brew

Deja boo

Practice safe hex

Boo berry muffins

There will be hell toupee

Boo lagoon

Coffin up blood

Salty witch

Over the moonicorn

All bayou self

Bad neck-romance

Boy necks door

Allergic to fairy

You’re so vein

Bats and bobs

All you can eat Buffy

Owl put a spell on you

Faboolous

Zombae

Oh my goth!

Ghoulboss

Bone appetit

Love you to the tomb and back

Dead & breakfast

SΓ©ayoncΓ©

I Ouija love

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tlouiseey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Sally can't sell seashells down by the seashore anymore...

She was busted for conch-traband.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2022
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