My dad laid this one on me at lunch today...

Talking about my upcoming graduation from grad school, I told my dad that getting a master's degree is nothing compared to how many degrees he has. To which he replied,

"Well, then I guess you can just call me Dr. Fahrenheit!"

...I love that guy.

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My coworker now hates me.

"I feel so underachieving compared to my boyfriend, Mr. 3 degrees and a great paying job."

I said, "3 degrees! He must be cold."

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