Chris Rock sets up the joke and Will Smith delivers the punchline
I must have left my phone on Airplane mode.
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I Thoth I'd get more of a Ha, Heh, and a maybe even a Kek out of her, but instead she thinks I'm a Nut! I even got all dressed up in my best Khepri shorts to practice on my material with her. I had hoped she'd be more agreeable to them, but she even started bullying me, grabbed my arm and Hatmehit myself a few times, so I told her to stop with that and Imentet! I don't like being treated like some street Mut!
I tried to tell her, "Babi, please stop!" She, however, was having Nun of it! It was starting to Geb me a bruise! Besides, I hadn't even gotten to my Bastet ones yet! So I told myself Heqet all! I'm gonna tell my jokes, because at least they make me Hapi! She didn't care, just told me to Shu! Said I was a Nemty-headed fool. How rude!
Being a Tefnut to crack, I called for the Aten-tion of my friends so they could at least listen to my whole Set, and busted out with this great Amun-gus joke! I certainly thought it was a Neith little joke, but right off the Bat, they were telling me to Wadjet with the dumb puns, and I need to Wadj-wer I'm taking these jokes. One of them even did a literal face-palm and stood up to leave! I told him to stop that, because I don't like to see Menhit themselves, or anyone for that matter, so thankfully, Hesat down again.
I tried Anhur-ther time, but another friend accused me of Nepit-ism! I told him he clearly never Nu what that word meant to begin with, Aani just spits in my face! Ptah! I really Maat him angry, it seems. Nothing but Ra Ra rabble rabble with him....I wanted to wash his mouth out and see how the Sopdu in fixing that bad attitude of his...
After that treatment, I had no choice but to Pakhet in. Bennu really rough day dealing with all this pushback. Neper again will I tell another pun. Isis the error of my ways now and learned a valuable lesson today: Even the closest people in your life will either like the jokes you Hathor they won't. If they don't, you just have to Reshep your comedy routine to the crowd you're playing to, otherwise, you'll upset your girlfriend so badly, you'll end up sleeping in the Shed!
The humor was very dry.
There was no money in it, but it was worth it for the exposure.
It can't be helped, it was a serious injury and they had to operate.
He no longer has a single funny bone in his body now.
It's called: Groan-ish
Because they were Punic
Tough crowd.
He didnβt appreciate the yolks
Itβs Layheewho
The celebrity roast
Itβll be called βThe Laughter-lifeβ! And itβs all dad jokes.
Itβs a bunch of Monk E-Business.
They both gotta go fast
Because they canβt take a yoke.
Iβm afraid everyone will laugh at me.
I don't know his music, but I would definitely tune in to his Comedy Central roast.
Jokeβs on me.
Well, because heβs bald.
Maybe itβs just late and I got the nighttime giggles, but had me about dyinβ for a minute.
Gal-owes humor
One is a bunny feast and the other is a funny beast.
Didnβt laugh that hard, 4/10
The first two pigs are okay, but the third pig has very strong material, and the wolf knows how to bring down the house.
dad jokes are the cornystone of comedy
The official cause of death was, "Exposure to the Elements".
Delivery is everything.
β¦but then it Gru on me.
Gagobytes of fun!
Jokes about mountains are great, they are Peak comedy!
He gave up when he read they were looking for standup comedians.
Peak comedy.
A sitcom.
It was a light roast!
Because he didn't have a funny bone in his body.
