A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
What did the bald man say to his comb?
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
I ran into Luke Combs today and I was talking to him about when I caught a 10 lb bass. He said I’m kinda in a hurry, nice to meet you tho.
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
(Source - me. It’s my cake day and I’m bald!)
Actually it’s a meme my crazy aunt posted on FB page for me today.
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, scattering its cargo
Police are combing the area
What did the bald man say when he received a comb as a gift?
"Thanks! I'll never part with this!"
I kept my comb even though it's been over ten years since I went bald...
I just couldn't part with it.
A truckload of toupees has been stolen...
...Police are combing the area for clues.
As a bald man, I was confused when my wife gave me a comb for Christmas.
Then she told me that she wanted to give me something I would never part with.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
Someone just robbed the local wig store
The police are combing the area
Bees hair are sticky because they use a honey comb
I was laughing at my 5-yr-old daughter the other day while I was combing her hair.
When my wife asked what was happening, I replied, "I was just teasing her."
A lorry load of wigs has been stolen
Police are combing the area
Someone stole my hairpiece
When I find out who took it there's going to be hell toupee!
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
My kids asked me why, even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years...
I answered, "It's because I just can't part with it!"
"I need to comb my hair and put in my contacts...
said Michael; "Gotta look good for the ladies!"
"Son," I said, "you don't put in contacts to look good, you put in contacts to look well."
First time I actually got him to laugh at one of mine.
What is the difference between cotton and combed cotton?
Well, Cotton just woke up.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
... there would be hell toupee.
If you give a bald man a comb...
he'll never part with it.
(My dad just dropped that on me. I thought I'd pass it along.)
Nature's comb
So my girlfriend's in the shower and wants me to get her her hairbrush. I ask if she wants it in the shower and she declines, saying it's not meant for the shower. She tells me she usually uses her fingers to comb through her hair in the shower.
So I say, "Ah, nature's comb! Just kidding, that's a pine comb!"
Glad to say she smiled at that one!
My daughter said she didnt wanna deal with lice
But i told her we had to take this problem head on
Where's my comb?
My friends family was driving through DC the other day and they were looking for a certain Macomb street.
Mom: Come on where's this street? Where's Macomb?
Dad: Right next to Mabrush street.
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can't part with it.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
I lost all my hair years ago, but I still carry a comb.
I lost my hair years ago, but still carry a comb
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
I went bald, but I kept my comb.
I just can't part with it.
I am bald and received a comb for my birthday.....
I told my son I'll never part with it.
What did the bald dad say after receiving a comb for Christmas?
I will never part with this.
Why is a comb the best gift for a bald person?
It's a gift they can never part with.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks - I’ll never part with it!
As the bald man said of his gift of a comb...
...I'll never part with it.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"I'll never part with it!"
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