Coldest Puns

A list of puns related to "Coldest"

What's the coldest sandwich you can eat?

A brrrrrrger

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👤︎ u/just-going-with-it
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What is the coldest Alphabet?

"B"

Why?

Because it's between AC

*Ba Dumm Tsssss

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👤︎ u/Samurai_Heart777
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius

All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, it’s OK.

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👤︎ u/realRianJohnson
📅︎ May 27 2020
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At what age are people the coldest?

When they're chill-dren.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?

Chile

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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My daughter came up with this! What's the coldest cereal?

Frosties.

So proud.

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👤︎ u/i_am_human_promise
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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Who’s the coldest player in the NFL?

Tom Brrrrrrady

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👤︎ u/OwStopHittingMe
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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What is the coldest day of the week?

Sundae.

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👤︎ u/ah_lone
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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What is the coldest island?

Brrrmuda

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👤︎ u/zenpod
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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What's the coldest place where a painting has been made?

The artic

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👤︎ u/iepie122
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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What’s the coldest plant around?

An Air Conditioning Plant!!!

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👤︎ u/G200Sleepr
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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Why is E the coldest letter in the alphabet?

Because I See E

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👤︎ u/NickleBach
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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Where's the coldest place to live in Mississippi?

Tupelo

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👤︎ u/Dblog68
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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What’s the coldest place to get dinner?

Chili’s

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👤︎ u/Collinnn7
📅︎ Oct 22 2017
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What is the coldest job?

Customer Serv(ice) badumtshh

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👤︎ u/mercinario
📅︎ Dec 07 2016
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It's forecast to be the coldest day of the year so far this Thursday.

Well, it is January afterall. (courtesy of my stepdad)

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👤︎ u/TreeHuggerGuy96
📅︎ Dec 29 2014
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/SyberiusRoss
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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5 minutes into the new year and Dad cracked a joke...

It was -5 degrees out, and he said, “Wow! It’s the coldest day of the year!”

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👤︎ u/DropDedDundrHed
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Me and my sister

Me: Alice, what is the coldest tree? Alice: What is the coldest tree! Me: The Buuuuurch Tree Alice: angry grunt

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👤︎ u/AcidAssasin
📅︎ Aug 01 2016
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Going to be cold tonight

Sigh, dad pls no...

"Hey! Tonight is going to be the coldest night!"

Me: "Wow really? El Nino is weird"

"Yeah, the coldest it's been all year."

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👤︎ u/Herpderp5002
📅︎ Jan 01 2016
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My brother said this about AT&T park (SF Giants baseball field)

Brother: Why is AT&T park the coldest park?

Me: Why?

Brother: Because in every seat there's a Giant fan.

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👤︎ u/torndarkness
📅︎ Dec 29 2013
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What is the coldest country in south America?

Chile

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👤︎ u/Dark_Devin
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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