Club Foot Puns

A list of puns related to "Club Foot"

I was born with a club foot...

TIL that the famous ancient Egyptian boy king also had club feet.

So I guess we have that in Tutankhamen

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👤︎ u/MaestroM45
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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Joining the Giant Foot Fetish club is no small feat.

No small feet, please.

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👤︎ u/orsongr
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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Why can’t the club footed nazi drink milk?

Because he lacks toes and tolerance

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👤︎ u/jferini
📅︎ May 10 2020
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My girlfriend was running her fingers through my chest hair and says...

"I love that you are hairy".

I said, "I'm Ken who the heck is Harry?"

She hit me, she actually hit me for that.

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👤︎ u/ReverendKen
📅︎ Jan 19 2016
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