Clothing Designer Puns

A list of puns related to "Clothing Designer"

If Taylor Swift's designer clothes are not fitted right...

She could probably make her own adjustments very quickly

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👤︎ u/vrek86
📅︎ May 03 2022
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One time the police kicked me out of a big niche event that was displaying figurines for tiny toy towns, and the most fashionable clothes from up and coming designers. The police said “you don’t belong here” and I said “why don’t I belong here” and they said

Because you’re not a model citizen.

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👤︎ u/On-Record
📅︎ Sep 22 2021
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if someone leaves you some designer clothes in their will, do they count as dead giveaways?
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👤︎ u/orangepek0e
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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There is one brand of designer clothes I can't stand at all!

Guess I'm Lacoste intolerant...

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👤︎ u/Silly-Freak
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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What do clothing designers say to their babies?

Gucci Gucci goo!

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👤︎ u/warriorRobbins
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who makes his living by designing cool clothes for dudes?

Yeah, he’s Bro-Fashion Al.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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The production staff of Car Talk at NPR

  • Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs

  • Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov

  • Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide

  • Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore

  • Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe

  • Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood

  • Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass

  • Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout

  • Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder

  • Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing

  • Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors

  • Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz

  • Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff

  • Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer

  • Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket

  • Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales

  • Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz

  • Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz

  • Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive

  • Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall

  • Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov

  • Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods

  • Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy

  • Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling

  • Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot

Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits

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👤︎ u/IcedPyro
📅︎ Jan 20 2016
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Woke up, thought of a pun.

I told the animal clothing designer that I wanted to be with her for all eternity, but turned out to only be puppy glove.

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👤︎ u/BrianKid
📅︎ Jul 22 2011
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My Dad only ever texts me when he's got an awful Dad joke to share with me - this is probably the worst yet.

Dad: Did you know Starbucks sell designer clothes?

Me: No they don't...

Dad: They do - just got a pair of Kappa Chinos

I didn't even bother replying.

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👤︎ u/ScottW51
📅︎ Dec 10 2013
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