A close shave with death
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👤︎ u/jnr_jinx
📅︎ Jun 25 2017
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Got into a hairy discussion with my girl, it was a close shave.

I come home from school, haven't seen her in a month, haven't been trimming my beard lately with finals and all. She complains the first day. By the third day, she looks at me, runs my chin and says, "I guess it's growing on me..."

I just shake my head and said, "no dear, it's growing on me, I haven't shaved."

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👤︎ u/krashmania
📅︎ Dec 06 2013
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Earlier today a man was rescued while at the local barbershop

He told reporters that it was a ‘close shave’

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📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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Saw an escaped convict today who had gone bald.

guess it really was a close shave.

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📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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Barely made it out after breaking into a barbershop...

It was a close shave

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📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Almost got killed by a razor...

It was a close shave with death

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📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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What did the barber say after surviving the accident?

It was a close shave.

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📅︎ May 15 2019
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Been shaving this joke from the weekend

Mate: I never close shave. I can't be bothered.

Me: what does that mean? You stand a step or two away from the mirror...

Got a solid eye roll AND groan from everyone in the room Haha.

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👤︎ u/u82jm9
📅︎ Feb 15 2016
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My husband's response was, "Oh, get OUT of here..."

I saw that my husband had gotten a cut while shaving, and I asked what happened. He explained, "I got a new razor and flew too close to the sun."

My reply: "So you got a nick-arus?"

He was upset.

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📅︎ Apr 16 2016
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Managed to sneak in a good one at the hairdressers today!

So as the hairdresser was walking past a school boy he caught his foot on the guys rucksack and nearly tripped.

I murmured "That was a close shave."

The school boy looked at me, looked away and started to shake his head, while me and the hairdresser are grinning away...

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👤︎ u/AjGoudie
📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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