I come home from school, haven't seen her in a month, haven't been trimming my beard lately with finals and all. She complains the first day. By the third day, she looks at me, runs my chin and says, "I guess it's growing on me..."
I just shake my head and said, "no dear, it's growing on me, I haven't shaved."
He told reporters that it was a ‘close shave’
guess it really was a close shave.
It was a close shave
It was a close shave with death
It was a close shave.
Mate: I never close shave. I can't be bothered.
Me: what does that mean? You stand a step or two away from the mirror...
Got a solid eye roll AND groan from everyone in the room Haha.
I saw that my husband had gotten a cut while shaving, and I asked what happened. He explained, "I got a new razor and flew too close to the sun."
My reply: "So you got a nick-arus?"
He was upset.
So as the hairdresser was walking past a school boy he caught his foot on the guys rucksack and nearly tripped.
I murmured "That was a close shave."
The school boy looked at me, looked away and started to shake his head, while me and the hairdresser are grinning away...
