What do you call it when a guy tries to sneak peeks at a girl's cleavage?

Cleavesdropping.

Shoutout to my wife for dropping this one on me.

Edit: About 6 people have responded with "peek a boob" already. I applaud the effort, but to me that would be better nickname for nip slips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marco262
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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What’s the difference between a run-down bus stop, and a lobster with cleavage?

One’s a crusty bus station, the other’s a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlorrieGirl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What do you call Nikki Minaj’s butt crack?

Silicon Valley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamingpron0t
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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How do geologists get their rocks off?

By breaking them and staring at the cleavage.!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalaHunterX
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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My wife thought she was so clever

Was out at dinner with my wife. We were seated outside since it wasn't that cold. As we were seating, a lady with an awesome steampunk themed tattoo walked by. Unfortunately she was also wearing a top that showed off her cleavage.

SO: What are you looking at?

Me: Her tattoo, look it's awesome.

SO: HA! Yeah more like you're looking at her TITS-TWO!

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