Art class puns

What do you call it when someone mislabels a colour? A false acHUEsation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PastelEmma
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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

They're to prevent meltdowns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I got bored in Online class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howdy413
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My pal and I went to dissect insects in biology class. He looks down and says

Dude, your fly is open

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonimi_il
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piano_043
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...

My how the stables have turned.

Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zthazel
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I got an F in art class on purpose

I wanted my report card to spell out F art

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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The first day of flying class, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, β€œWow! What are all these buttons for?”

He said, β€œThey are used to keep your shirt closed.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeofchemicals
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why should you bring a pencil sharpener to every class?

So you always get the point!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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TIL of Private First Class, Francis Liptonβ€” an American soldier in the Revolutionary war. Who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.

It was the first known casual tea of war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaw-Deez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What did Matthew McConaughey say to his English class?

All write, all write, all write

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queen-Monster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class...

...so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uptwolait
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My daughter says she's not doing well in music class.

She's having a hard time taking notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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My son's literature class is reading Robinson Crusoe...

The teacher said there will be a quiz on Friday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregsedwards
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Little Johnny is in class on day

The teacher asks the class, β€œ there are five birds on a power line, and you shoot two of them, how many are left?”

Johnny replies, β€œ none the rest flew away when they heard the shot.”

The teacher says, β€œ no three are left but I like the way you think.”

So then Johnny says, β€œ let me ask you a question. There are three women eating ice cream, one licking it, one sucking it, and one biting it, which ones married?”

The teacher says, β€œ the one sucking?”

Johnny says, β€œ no the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnorakBeta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Today's class

Me: What's today's Criminology class on?

Friend: Cannibals.

Me: (gasps) A Hannibal Lecture!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiftymcnoggin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My son has a teacher who never farts in front of the class

She’s a private tooter

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Pay attention in class kids
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πŸ‘€︎ u/raghav50w
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Little Timmy is in english class

Teacher: Timmy, tell me a word that begins with M

Timmy: Yesterday

Teacher: But Timmy, yesterday doesn't begin with M, begins with Y

Timmy: But teacher, yesterday was monday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudumedel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My daughter was complaining about doing exponents in math class.

I told her exponents are easier when you look to a higher power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrefrog25
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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HISStory is my favourite class as well!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siriman432
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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So, you do understand how constantly treating life like an improv class is unhealthy right?

Yes, and?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crownamedcheryl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I signed up for a Binary 101 class, but I failed it miserably.

Turns out it’s a Level 5 course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What kind of shoes do you wear to biology class?

Open toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_DonOfJustice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What do you call it when a teacher watches his class as they take a test and plays online poker at the same time?

Proctor & Gamble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I just failed my Information Technology class...

I just don't get IT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoNaGii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, he will never be there on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.

Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Once my school had multiple teachers absent and they sent the substitutes to the wrong class AMA

Whoops wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjxdtjtxjynx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.

You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, β€œwhat are you doing?”

He said, β€œI’m back to school!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I'm a teacher and I like to do superhero impressions before class to put students in a good mood.

The other day I told them I was going to do an imitation of Batman, so I started off with:

"Argh… kryptonite, getting weaker…"

"THAT'S SUPERMAN!" a student in the back row yelled

"Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot", I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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A math teacher asked his class...

"If you have ten dollars and ask your dad for ten dollars, how many dollars do you have?"

A student replied, "10 dollars"

The teacher responds, "You don't know your maths, kiddo"

To which the student replies, "Well you don't know my dad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pr0fe55ionalN00b
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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My carpentry teacher didn't come to class today.

I guess morning wood was canceled.

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I’m in a really boring geology class...

I dust can’t sand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I really miss drama class...

...it was the only class where I didn't get in trouble for acting up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord-Wombat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Spin class

Me: β€œHow was the gym?”

My wife (pregnant with our first): β€œIt was awesome, I did 45 minutes of spinning”

Me: β€œJeez, you must be dizzy!”

Wife: (just shakes her head in disapproval)

Is this a new joke or did I subconsciously steal it from somewhere? Also is it any good?! Am I ready to be a dad??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charons-voyage
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I tried to believe my son when he said he was not stealing arcs from his geometry class...

But upon checking his backpack, all the sines were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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An English professor was telling his class that a double negative makes a positive, but there was no case in which a double positive creates a negative.

From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What do you call a class that teaches how to cook and eat people?

A cannibal lecture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kailyncookie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..

I just didn’t realize it would Zoom..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What do you call the kid in class that always demands the teacher give the exam results ASAP?

Markus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lakkabrah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I asked my son what class he was in after lunch.

'Middle,' he said, 'same as before lunch.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_bowker-brown
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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In my graphic design course, we all had to make typefaces inspired by our favorite US cities, and present them in class.

We all knew that at some point, we’d have to discuss the LA font in the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuecoTanks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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For a Chemistry teacher, what is the golden rule that his class must follow?

That they maintain decAurum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CakeEaterMidir
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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