Chlorinity Puns

A list of puns related to "Chlorinity"

"Can't get me, copper."
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👤︎ u/loveleigh1788
📅︎ Aug 19 2022
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I got arrested for having one sodium atom and one chlorine atom

They said I committed a salt

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👤︎ u/therderper123
📅︎ May 31 2021
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My son asked me if I know any jokes about Sodium...

I said Na

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👤︎ u/DJ_Inseminator
📅︎ Nov 20 2022
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Why didn't chlorine enjoy her date with sodium?

Because it was a salt.

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👤︎ u/NickNail5
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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Just throw all the chlorine in
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👤︎ u/fawaffle
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why Are Sodium and Chlorine Are The Worst To Play With?

Because when you put them together they become salty

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👤︎ u/Coz-Man
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Why is Dolly Parton afraid of swimming pools?

Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chloriiiiine.

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👤︎ u/3141rr
📅︎ Aug 12 2022
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Wolverine has a favourite gas. It is

Chlorine.

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👤︎ u/wimple007
📅︎ Mar 12 2022
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Why do they always put swimming pools near the math department?

cuz chlorine kills algae bruh

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👤︎ u/arc-ion
📅︎ Mar 10 2022
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Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs....

It might not quite work out in english, but it got stuck in my head - chlorine being used in pools, which are glorified bathtubs....

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👤︎ u/CrazyOdd
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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Why was the Queen in a hurry to get to the pool at Westminister?

She didn't want to be late for her chlorination.

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👤︎ u/Csteel97
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?

Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!

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👤︎ u/doerofthings42
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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