Chili Bowl Puns

Now he’s a chili dog.

Friend's Dad was at a bar/ restaurant and asked the waitress "Do you still have frog legs?" When the waitress said yes, friend's Dad said "Why don't you hop back to the kitchen and get me a bowl of chili."

My father and I were snowboarding and we stopped for lunch and we both ate. I had a burger, he had a bowl of chili. Didn't think much of. Later we get back on the chair lift and he just won't stop FARTING. He says to me, "Man that chili gave me a lot of gas." to which I responded with, "No shit." to which he responded, "Not yet." *cue shitty laughter from him and a slightly annoyed son.