What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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My dad got me with this Pokemon joke

I was saying how pokemon spawn in certain locations, like some types can be found by water while others are in cemeteries.

He said, "if you go to a Catholic cemetery can you find a pope-emon?" Even though his kids are grown, he's still got it.

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