Catapults Puns

A list of puns related to "Catapults"

I was going to make a joke about catapults

Never mind... It's a long shot

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👤︎ u/Holding_McGroin
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult

Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight

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👤︎ u/BeerBluntBoogaloo
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Oh...here's no pull in catapult?
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👤︎ u/Kauntest
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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I just catapulted a lion at the zoo

You would not believe the uproar.

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👤︎ u/MLaBolle
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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👤︎ u/mamado21
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Someone Catapulted a Chimney at me and I don't know why

Flue right over my head

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👤︎ u/tikifire86
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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I’m proud of my son, I never thought he’d go so far

The catapult worked well

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👤︎ u/PhoenixFlamebird
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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Im rooting for you!
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👤︎ u/HelixFossil88
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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In the future, we wont need to put our noisy pets on airplanes

We will have catapults

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👤︎ u/Jacob-the_Destroyer
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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What's the highest type of cat?

A catapult.

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👤︎ u/JEZTURNER
📅︎ Sep 29 2014
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Someone Catapulted a Chimney at me and I don't know why...

Flue right over my head

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👤︎ u/tikifire86
📅︎ Aug 01 2018
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