My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.
"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.
Why don't you give carbonated drink's to your children while they are young ?
Because it is A-erated
What do you call a feline paralyzed from drinking carbonated water?
Catatonic
Two carbons walk into a bar together, they had a few drinks and really liked each other by the end of it.
Carbon dating
Remembered one from when I was a teenager
I was in the back seat of the family car drinking a coke, when we hit a bump in the road and I coughed.
Coke spurts out of my nose. Carbonated beverages do not feel pleasant when they spurt out of your nose, and I screamed to my Dad in the front passenger seat what had happened.
"Well, what did you expect? You're supposed to snort Coke".
