I became such an expert in how to park a car
My old car's steering started to shake so bad I can barely park it on the street.
The mechanic says it has Parallel Parkinsons.
I bragged to my wife about how I could park her car better than her
But I couldn’t back it up.
I asked a phone store worker if I could park my car in the store
He said "Sorry, strictly Nokias in store."
What happens to frogs who park their cars illegally?
Where does the mathematician park their car?
Where does a pirate park his car?
My brother said he wants to park his car in a pond
My daughter, 8, asked me what happens to frogs who illegally park their cars.
"I don't know," I said.
With a gleam in her eye, she squealed "They get toad!!"
Dad win there.
Park rangers told us not to leave any wrappers inside the car because bears might break in...
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Crime in multi storey car parks.
How come 11 ants couldn’t park their cars at their ant hill?
Because parking is for ten ants only!
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to rent a space together to park our cars.
We have....a lot in common.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman .............
Sign at the entrance to the car park of our local Lidl (discount supermarket)
I'm like a car trying to park
Because I've been through a lot
To all the hardworking men who park our cars on February 14 instead of being with their girlfriends...
My 7 y.o daughter made this one: "Where do dogs park their cars?"
I never park my car in the shade due to a little known medical condition.
I am able to park my car at weird angles.
This ability is unparalleled
Where do British fish park their cars?
At the carp park of course!
Chinese man committing crime in a multi story car park...
It’s Wong on so many levels.
I am very, very skilled at parking. I could probably park a car in any spot you think wouldn't be possible.
One could say I'm a hardcore parker.
So my dad was trying to park his car, but he just couldn't do it. I asked him what was he doing.
Two mechanics were making small talk about what happens when an engine is running but the car is in park.
You know, just some idle banter.
Where does 21 Savage park his car?
Where does Elon Musk park his car?
Taking a car load of kids to amusement park today. One kid screams "Please tell me that's Knott's Berry Farm." ...
I reply, "It's Knott."
Kids in unison "Awww."
My sons were hit by a car as I was about to park
Must be because of my Parkinsons disease.
Hey Dad, where did you park the car?
Outside. They wouldn't let me bring it in.
Crime on multi storey car parks.
Where do dogs park their cars?
The barking lot.
I'm not sorry
The park ranger told us not to leave any wrappers inside the car because bears might break in.
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.
It is called Parking Son's disease.
Have you heard about crime in multi story car parks?
where do pigs park there cars
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